Come again

By Anonymous - 09/07/2009 07:35

Spicy
Today, I gave my boyfriend a spontaneous blowjob while we were watching TV. After he finished, I tried to pull a sexy move I'd seen in a porno by zipping his pants back up with my teeth. His foreskin got caught in the zipper and we spent the next few hours in the emergency room. FML
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ultraslick 0

once the bj is done, you really don't need to do anything sexy. Or really anything at all, fall asleep on the floor if you want, we don't care.

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lexilovesyou 0

Ahaha goood job

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thelonelylurker 0

If it's one thing you'll learn from browsing FMLs on this site, it's never try out stuff you see in porno films.

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Moemoemoe_fml 0

Just how normal people shouldn't attempt to drive in the street the way the closed-circuit pilots in car commercials do, normal people shouldn't imitate **** movies, it rarely ends well. XD Build up experience beforehand, THEN try the dangerous stunts. XD *lol*

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Gaby_peaceandluv 0

oucch.. F his life. Poor dude, he's gonna be traumatized by ******** and/or zippers for a while. Haha

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Alexgoesfml 3

If I was in your bf's position, even if you pulled it off successfully, the image of you doing that would be filled with WTFery.

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Victoria_fml 0

Everybody knows you shouldn't try what you see in movies. Especially **** movies.

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zephyrnok 9

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Callyn 47

Yeah, foreskins are icky. They keep the penis healthy, hold an insane amount of nerve endings, act as a natural lubricant and stimulate the ****** more than a circumcised penis, there's nothing more disgusting than that. Idiot.

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EMR_fml 0

Foreskins also increase your chance of contracting H.I.V. and herpes by 25% and H.P.V. by 35%. Circumcision is a very effective means of reducing STDs Those diseases are very "icky". Don't believe me read the New York Times. http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/27/health/27std.html

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_system_ 0

Right, because everything you read on the internet is true *rolls eyes* Either way, if you have unsafe sex with someone whose sexual history you are unsure of and you get an STD, chances are you deserve it.

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bmach 0

#78, that's only a risk if you're a ******* moron and have unprotected sex with sketchy, random women. Otherwise, who cares?

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PicklesMcRaptor 0

The foreskin is a warm and often unwashed area. Bacteria can grow and if there's an open cut on your cheek or tongue, or possibly close to a ****** or in the anus, the bacteria can be released into the blood and cause STD's. Nothing like educating the community of FML.

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Shenannigoats 16

I agree with #65 - I actually prefer uncut guys. It's a common misconception that uncircumcised guys are invariably "less clean" than circumcised guys.

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LuckyCharms_fml 0

That's why we leave the advanced moves to the professionals

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curryndricegirll 0

"sexy move i'd seen in a porno..." yeah, YDI

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