@ #69 No it's not a useless "perverted vanity surgery" @ #73 Yes there is a very good reason to perform circumcision. Circumcised men are 25% less likely to contract HIV and herpes. Do some reading before you start trying to be doctors. Start with this New York Times article. http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/27/health/27std.html

@81: don't **** without a rubber then. Oh wait, you should do that anyway.

You know what happens if you're watching a DVD on the computer and you accidentally move the mouse wheel backwards....

You're missing the end credits. They usually shower quickly, get dressed. Shake hands. Clean the workbench or kitchen table or floor or stationary bike up with Simple Green, load the the toys and beads in the dishwasher then go to the bowling alley for wings, beer and pizza and a couple rounds of 10 pin while the latex gets clean. Kind of puts a human face on the whole thing.

Yeah but I usually blow my load long before the end credits, and then what's the point of sticking around (no pun intended).

lmao

I always wait to see if they get married at the end.

#75 has the right of it. Cut that shit off.

Circumcision cuts STD infection rates by 25%. Is that enough of a medical reason for you?

From what I've seen this is just a speculation, so care to provide some evidence for me? Plus, if people are having safe sex, then STDs are ruled out anyways.

@ #87 The New York Times article backing me up http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/27/health/27std.html And condoms aren't 100% effective at stopping STDs

Yes I know they're not able to prevent all STDs/STIs, however they do prevent HIV. Whatever happens you should always check your partner's sexual history before jumping in to bed with them. Your NY Times article is just one source, surely you should know one source is not reliable and you need more than that. Plus the studies mentioned were conducted on Ugandan and American men, that's hardly generalisable for the entire world.

Would you stick your cut dick in an infected hole and expect to remain healthy? No way. Anyone with any sense wears a condom, regardless of whether he had the stupid dick surgery.

youre the idiot. Safe sex? There is no safe sex! You can still contract an STD if you are sleeping around with people you dont know.

Right, how about you reread my reply? The bit where I said "Whatever happens you should always check your partner's sexual history before jumping in to bed with them." Of course I know you can contract STDs from sleeping around, that was my ******* point you retard.

I'm surprised they didn't have to bring in a surgeon for an emergency circumcision! Wouldn't the irony just kill all you foreskin lovers!

Have you not been to an American ER? You sit there. For hours. MANY hours. I cut my foot to the bone (talking exposed bone, skin turning purple, here) with an axe, and I waited for four(4) hours before they took me to a room. Then 45 minutes before a doctor came and looked at it and asked if I wanted pain killer. This was on a slow day. OP: You sound like an awesome gf. I wish you and your bf better luck in future endeavours.

My point isn't that the ER wait was unjustified, but that it would get nearly impossible to create such wound that would need ER attention in the first place.