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By oopsiecoffee - 09/04/2009 06:40 - Canada

Today, I went into a small coffee shop. In line, a guy came up to me and was like, "I haven't seen you here before, are you new in town?" and I replied with, "Oh, no I've lived here for years. The coffee here is crap, though, so I only come here when Starbucks is full." He's the owner of the shop. FML

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By the customer is always a cunt - 20/12/2013 21:48 - United States - Sarasota

Today, a guy came into the small coffee shop I work at, and got angry because I wouldn't accept his Starbucks gift card as valid payment. When I told him we clearly aren't a Starbucks, he said "It's all the same shit" and ended up throwing a punch at me. FML

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Fight or flight

By Jeffery89000 - 14/09/2024 14:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went to my favorite coffee shop, ordered my usual, smiled at the barista I have a crush on, and confidently said, "You too!" when they told me to enjoy my drink. I have to find a new coffee shop. FML

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Nice

By Anonymous - 27/07/2024 09:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a coffee shop, trying to get to know the cute new barista. I wanted to compliment his nice eyes, but I got nervous and blurted out, "You have nice elbows!" He stared at me, confused, as I quickly grabbed my coffee and left. Now I can't even imagine going back there. FML

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By Jebus - 07/06/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I walked to Starbucks. On the way a homeless guy asked me for change and I lied and said I had no money. On my way back, Strawberry Frappuccino in hand, the same guy recognized me. He followed me for 3 blocks, swearing and yelling at me. FML

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Creepy

By Finn - 05/07/2016 06:49 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I went to grab a coffee at a new café in town. While sipping my coffee, I noticed a man staring at me through the window. I thought he was browsing the menu before I looked up mid-sip to him staring at me in the eye, sucking on his finger. FML

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By joanikens - 26/03/2016 19:02 - United States - Buena Park

Today, I'm a barista at Starbucks. When my crush walked in and asked how much his coffee would cost, I said a date. He said he'd rather pay for the coffee. FML

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By lisa321 - 02/04/2009 02:36 - United States

Today, I went to Starbucks to get coffee. The employees told me that there was no more coffee. I started cursing at them and told them that I am in a really big hurry, and that I need coffee every day. They had been yelling back the whole time. Little did I realize, they were saying April Fool's. FML

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See you soon

By CoffeeBoy - 06/11/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, I went to meet a potential client at Starbucks all the way across town about designing his website. I was extremely excited because I really need the work. I sat for an hour. Turns out he was across the street, at the other Starbucks. FML

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Morning joe

By Christine.T - 27/08/2024 06:00 - United States - Boston

Today, I stopped at the coffee shop before work and confidently ordered "my usual." The barista looked confused but nodded. When my drink came, it was completely wrong. Turns out, I was in the wrong coffee shop. I was too embarrassed to correct them, so I drank a weird matcha-pumpkin spice sludge. FML

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By lonely girl - 11/03/2013 04:17 - United States

Today, I went with my dad to Starbucks. There is this really cute guy who works there and he kept looking over at me, so I went over to say hi. He ended up asking if my dad was single. FML

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DealerCamel 2

Thursday 9 April 2009 20:01

Well, don't speak your mind to strangers, then, I guess.

Ninjahippy 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 20:03

Meh? At least he got some honest customer feedback.

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oh_mygawd 0

Monday 31 August 2009 11:37

Honestly, the owner deserved it for letting his employees make crappy coffee.

xxxNataliexxx 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 17:39

Wow you retard why would you go thrre when it's full though? Retards like you are gay

ran4sh 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 3:58

Wow, those of y'all who said "YDI for preferring Starbucks over a local shop" (or anything similar) are such dicks. Are y'all anti-capitalist or something... is the OP not allowed to have her own preference for coffee? "Hipsters and Khaki-shorted students are flip sides of the same coin. What makes hipsters worse is that they have the delusion that what they do is original or 'edgy.' " http://www.athensvent.com/node/321 And this isn't a YDI, the guy CAME UP TO HER to ask if she was new, she probably said the first thing that came to mind. And if that's to say that essentially "your coffee sucks", well, honesty can be a bitch sometimes. He asked for it. She might not have even known that the guy was the owner... I'm glad I don't drink coffee

Anarith 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 18:41

please everyone stop calling coffeebars coffeeshops, coffeeshops are places where you can get pot

McStabby 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 14:51

Ydi for liking Starbucks. Shitty coffeee.

Nenerf 4

Monday 3 May 2010 9:13

well I agree that it is good feedback but to say the coffee is crap? Use nicer words when talking to a stranger especially if he is the owner of the place.

RodeoTown 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 9:50

You can always add on a little compliment with your insults. "The coffee here isn't as good as Starbucks, but it's a lot more convenient." It's what I always do and it usually works.