Cool story, tell it again

By GGimabeast - 29/07/2010 04:14 - United States

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Today, I celebrated my birthday. My mom invited a bunch of my relatives over, and they started telling funny stories of when I was a kid. My mom decided that then was an appropriate time to talk about how she caught me looking at porn the other night. FML
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Serec 0

ahem, I watch **** on my iPod all night.

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Jimboom 11

Great. Since she brought it up it's fair game. Go and tell all your relatives about the 10 in black rubber ***** you found in your mums closet... doesn't matter if it's true or not as even if she denies it. The damage will already be done. ;-)

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

HAHA, I left the door open for that one. Nice. [edit: this was SUPPOSED to be a reply to #68. damned comment bug.]

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krissytina 6

Haha yeah you kinda did.....I guess I'll take that win now ;)

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

You can take the win back in the kitchen and make me a sammich!

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krissytina 6

You got 2 hands, do it yourself. Oh shit, my bad I forgot your a guy (lack of brain cells) you couldn't make your own sandwhich if your life depended on it, so ok I'll go make you one right now so that way it gets done right the first time :P sorry I had to, I'm in a sarcastic mood today haha

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roflinyourwaffle 0

you don't make one because you choose to. you make one because you have to.

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krissytina 6

I would like to see you try and make me :P

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roflinyourwaffle 0

you clearly volunteered before. no need for me to make you. yes? yes :)

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jumpinurpants 0

i watch **** too... I just don't get caught ;)

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bluesclues72 0

today is my birthday!

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kemolegend907 0

ydi for getting caught. I've never been caught , my parents don't even know I know too much about sex. they think I'm just an innocent 14 year old teenage boy... lol

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monnanon 13

as opposed to a 14 year old middle aged man you mean? In my experience you can read up and watch things about sex as much as you like but sex is definitely a "learn by doing " activity. But you definitely shouldn't be learning by doing yet lol

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monnanon 13

the one with the girl not knowing what balls are?? Well i suppose she was learning by doing hehe. What i meant was you can't know too much about sex just from reading books or watching **** cause each experience is unique. **** can only give you an idea of the basic mechanics.

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roflinyourwaffle 0

77, your doing things in your imagination doesn't mean you can do it in real life. sometimes i like to imagine that i'm mewtwo and i just blow shit up. too bad i can't do that in real life; neither can you. please don't breed. thanks.

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cstetchman 0

MEWTWO WAS THE SHIT BACK IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL MAN !

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

Wait, so you're saying that YOU are a sammich?! [edit: damned comment bug pwned me AGAIN. this was SUPPOSED to be to #87. ARGH.]

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krissytina 6

Uhhhh yeah sure...why not, I like sandwhiches :)

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ijustreadem 0

well, ur definitely not a kid anymore haha

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soccerXOchick4 0

can you say rj burger?

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