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By GGimabeast - 29/07/2010 04:14 - United States

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Today, I celebrated my birthday. My mom invited a bunch of my relatives over, and they started telling funny stories of when I was a kid. My mom decided that then was an appropriate time to talk about how she caught me looking at porn the other night. FML
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Serec 0

ahem, I watch **** on my iPod all night.

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Jessi_the_sexii 0

well I agree but idk I just go with **** is 4 guys haha

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kaylernes 0

I'm a girl I watch ****. but I used to think only guys watched. it but it is girls also. but they usually keep it quiet. u know.

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Jessi_the_sexii 0

that's y I'm saying OP is most likley a guy

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krissytina 6

Yeah cause guys are the only ones stupid enough to get caught......takes them longer to put their stuff away and they're alot slower at turning the computer screen off

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krissytina 6

Don't give me that, you know it's true

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krissytina 6

I wasn't talking about me, I'm actually smart enough to know to close the browser. I was talking from experience......I've caught my roommate plently of times and the first thing he does is shut off the monitor. So please think before you speak, ok thanks

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krissytina 6

I don't believe I said all guys. You might want to try reading again. Why exactly are you getting so defensive?

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krissytina 6

Yeah like I'm going to take a 15 year old seriously.....you still have some growing up to do hun. And P.S you sound a little gay with the whole sexist crap. Get over it

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krissytina 6

I'm not really being defensive I'm just stating the obvious....that's all. You know this is getting a bit childish even for you so I'm just going to stop and call a truce. To tired to keep this going

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krissytina 6

Haha yeah I'm bitchy I can admit that but hey I'm a Canadian girl and half newfie so I guess it's to expected of me

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

YDI for having a birthday. YDI for having relatives, ESPECIALLY a mother. SHAME on you. YDI for getting caught.

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mcrluverchick 9

u always have epic win comments :)

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kaylernes 0

so true. my cousin used to watch **** on my pc when I was living with my dad and i'd go in there and be like what you doing and ud see it then he'd say nothing. lmao

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FMLfailure 0

you know what you should ask for your birthday a ipod touch you can just go watch **** there like the rest of us.

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oxoashleeoxo 6

ahaha. Watching **** while your mom was home? Smooth, OP.

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xgetxbentx 13

you should probably do that with your door locked or after everyone goes to bed, just an idea thought.

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soccerguy77 0

Or in the washroom with the fan on so no one can hear;)

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misfitSuperStar 0

Could've been worse...she could've caught you spankin' it to ****... Just sayin' YES, girls do watch ****. I have for years. Mostly with a guy, but occasionally alone. Nothing like learning some new tricks for my man!! ;)

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