Intimacy: Cool story, tell it again

Cool story, tell it again

By GGimabeast - 29/07/2010 04:14 - United States

Today, I celebrated my birthday. My mom invited a bunch of my relatives over, and they started telling funny stories of when I was a kid. My mom decided that then was an appropriate time to talk about how she caught me looking at porn the other night. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 01:02 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML

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By best_friend - 25/07/2011 06:43 - United States

Today, I went to my friend's house because his family was having a move away party for him. Everything was going good until his dad decided to give a toast. Including an anecdote about how he walked in on us watching porn together. FML

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By apple - 16/07/2010 19:38 - Netherlands

Today, it's my 18th birthday. I was telling my friends a story when my mom started talking. I simply said 'Mom...' so she'd realize she interrupted me. She gave me the finger and called me rude in front of all my friends. FML

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Home movies

By Ex-girlfried - 06/09/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's family came over and I thought it would be fun to watch old family videos of when I was a kid. A few minutes into my fifth birthday party, I excused myself and went to grab some snacks for everyone. I returned to realize I had recorded porn over my family videos. FML

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By NotSoComfortable - 17/12/2015 09:10 - Italy - Pontecchio Polesine

Today, I turned 18. My dad congratulated me and gifted me his collection of old porn magazines. Not bad, dad, but perhaps not during family dinner next time. FML

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Oh no…

By Anonymous - 12/04/2014 01:40 - Canada

Today, it was my birthday. I only got one message, from my dad, which was a sexual image meant for my mother. FML

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By chaos2007 - 13/05/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. After a day out partying, I came home to find all my stuff smashed in the yard, even my 42" plasma TV. After asking my girlfriend what her problem was, she said a "slut" left a message on the machine stating how fun last night was. It turned out to be my mom. FML

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Caught in 404p

By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 04:49 - Canada

Today, my mom had a talk with me while my dad was out. She said to stop using her lotion for my masturbation sessions. I asked her how long did she know. She replied with, "Ever since we put up that camera in the living room for burglars, where you happen to watch your porn." FML

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Awkward

By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 23:26 - United States

Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML

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MILF

By Anonymous - 12/11/2020 08:03

Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML

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Thursday 29 July 2010 12:17

Good times...Goood times...

Serec 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 12:26

ahem, I watch **** on my iPod all night.

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Jessi_the_sexii 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 12:35

j.c.p licklider would beg to differ

Jonsey92 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 12:35

uhhh wow!! fyl!! I never been caught and I'm a girl?! 0.o?! 

6sick6 4

Thursday 29 July 2010 12:57

16 you look sexy

Avenger_fml 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 13:51

16 is very sexy.

That_Guy_Jake_JR 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 16:16

16 I know this is kinda creeper but can I have your number? Maybe meet up some time?

duke_nukem_25299 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 18:01

16 I'd like to see yeah naked plz

Rando77 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 8:08

16 You like coffee and muffin?

krissytina 6

Thursday 29 July 2010 13:00

Who cares watching **** is normal and healthy.....could of been worse, she could of brought out some of your toys or something

nabo4u 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 15:04

how is watching **** healthy? if you think its healthy to watch some guy, or group of guys, bang the bejeezus out of some silicone titted slutbag, pull out and spray her face like it was on fire, then I'd like to date you

soccerguy77 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 15:38

Lmfao these comments are too damn funny:')

krissytina 6

Thursday 29 July 2010 15:55

It depends on the kind of **** you watch.....obviously watching scat isn't healthy, watching **** just means your comfortable with yourself and that you have a normal sex drive, it's not like I'm saying you have to look at it 24/7.....chill