Creepy

By Anonymous - 17/10/2017 06:00 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was getting a bikini wax to prove to my husband that I could be sexy despite being five months pregnant. As the woman was applying the wax, she said, "You know, if I wanted to, I'm in the perfect spot to reach in and steal that baby." FML
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JustKittyKat 24

Attempt to be social and funny: fail. Initiate plan B; Silently rip off stranger's pubic hair.

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surfbumblonde 7

The word "snatch" lives up to its two meanings here.

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Climaxx 11

I think the lady was awesome & relaxing OP before ripping off the wax.

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Chinaski76 15

How could anyone possibly find a comment like that relaxing? Of course the waxer was clearly joking and trying to ease the tension, but that’s a seriously ****** up thing to say. If you work in a profession where people make themselves vulnerable and naked in front of you, it’s probably best to avoid any and all jokes about violating their body.

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zero91 4

so did your husband find you sexy?

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fromthesuck 8

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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realist101 3

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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Tamz13 2

Meh. Not too shabby of a joke. It can't possibly be easy to find an icebreaker for a conversation when you're stuck staring at someone's crotch & pulling out their pubes.

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Ugi 26

That has to be one of the all-time wierdest comments! But then it's not that often you're in that position I guess. She was only trying to be funny but I can see how it might weird you out when you're in a pretty compromising position already! FYL

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arbcats1 8

That is hilarious!! I would have burst out laughing!!

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jgraham0218 5

That is one of the creepiest things I've ever read!!!

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chell1894 13

Yeah that's a joke you'd pull on a close pregnant friend or relative though. Not on a customer you've just met.

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mollysticks 10

Have a sense of humor? That's actually really funny. (:

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olpally 32

A very creepy sense of humor that woman has... Funny, but like wtf? Lol.

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