Work: Customers from hell

Customers from hell

By fucking fuck off - 01/01/2016 14:28 - United States

Today, a customer gave me hell because a high-spec game he bought wouldn't run on his ancient Windows XP PC. I ended up having to profusely apologize and refund him. Whoever coined the phrase "the customer is always right" should probably be shot, run over by a bus, then shot a few more times. FML

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By what the fuck - 25/08/2013 19:28 - Malaysia - Petaling Jaya

Today, a customer spent ages bitching me out, because he refused to believe he needed to upgrade his computer, which still runs Windows 98, in order to install a modern game for his grandson. He ended up calling my manager and trying to get me fired for scamming him. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2013 19:15 - Germany - Paderborn

Today, at work, a woman demanded a refund for a video game. She had no receipt, so due to company policy, I couldn't refund her. She reacted by loudly accusing me of being racist, then yelled that she'd see me in court as she finally stormed out. FML

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Insult of the week

By Anonymous - 01/04/2016 20:21 - United States - Slidell

Today, a customer got angry with me, because store policy says we can't accept returns of unsealed video games unless there's actual damage to the disc. The guy got enraged and started yelling about how I'm a "useless fuckwhistle". I almost got written up for laughing so hard at the insult. FML

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By lemongrab - 18/05/2014 14:14 - Canada

Today, I was chewed out by a lady who claimed the laptop she bought wouldn't turn on, and that she wanted a refund. She yelled and shoved the laptop at me, not even listening when I told her I didn't even work at that store. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2018 01:30

Today, my manager cussed me out for being unable to keep a customer happy. That "customer" was a senile old twit who had wandered away from his carer, thought our shop was his living room, and demanded to know who replaced all his furniture. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2014 05:04 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, a customer told me that there was no way he was paying for his shopping. He then walked off. As it turns out, the customer IS always right. FML

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By wallets - 29/02/2012 07:47 - United States

Today, I told a customer that we don't do refunds. He responded by throwing his wallet at my face and accusing me of stealing it. FML

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By maleficunt - 03/06/2014 20:44 - United Kingdom - Cannock

Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML

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Asshat

By marenthehollow - 31/10/2016 00:33 - United States - American Fork

Today, I got yelled at by a customer for saving them money. FML

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Make up your mind

By choke on a dick, sir - 01/11/2013 22:47 - United States - Portland

Today, my boss came around to my way of thinking. He called our customers a "bunch of assholes" and to kick them out if they gave me trouble. When a lady began yelling at me for "setting the damn prices too high" I told her to leave. My boss soon bitched me out for being unprofessional. FML

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Saturday 2 January 2016 8:00

UGH, WHY won't Call of Duty work on my ATARI GOD CUSTOMER SERVICE IS USELESS

lexiieeex3 32

Saturday 2 January 2016 8:03

I once had to give a customer a refund on an item I apparently "didn't put in the bag" when working in retail. I saw her take it out of the shopping bag on her way out the door.

Comments

gobiteme2 34

Monday 4 January 2016 6:35

OP go ahead and really tell us how you feel.

LickMyPooter 8

Monday 4 January 2016 19:59

Whoever came up with the phrase "the customer is always right," was probably a customer him/herself.

cnbcad 15

Monday 4 January 2016 23:17

XP is old but I know a few who still us it because it has a few uses that the newer ones can't do easily. And if you have decent equipment it runs most stuff. But regardless who hasn't seen the no returns on software signs that are posted all over retail electronics outlets??

sillygirl247 14

Tuesday 5 January 2016 5:40

I agree

nawee 11

Wednesday 6 January 2016 13:42

I feel Your pain

LeonDaRealProfi 6

Sunday 10 January 2016 1:23

always make 5 security shots -NYPD

mersinkin757 2

Wednesday 13 January 2016 22:20

I hate how miss quotes stick more than what they actually said. He said "when a costumer walks into a store they are right in what they want." The reporter just put down what he wanted to hear. The guy threw a fit and had the reporter retract the statement the next day. They put it in the last page where people didn't really see it. So no one remembers it.