Dad jokes!

By Chels - 11/05/2011 05:17 - Canada

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Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my parents. They got quite drunk, and my mom shouted at him, "Have you had sex with my daughter?" As he was shaking his head, my dad said, "I have" in a really creepy voice, thinking it would be funny. It wasn't. FML
I agree, your life sucks 68 516
You deserved it 5 325

Same thing different taste

Comments

isheer 0

Old enough to read... old enough to breed.

RawrNom 0

bahaha. your dad is funny :)

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! that is funny i hella imagined that in my head n he had a devious smile ahahaha ahhhhhh good times, good times

evermore8404 0

omfg that's a whole kinda awkward but in a funny way

SamanthaLovr 0

I would have laughed my ass off so freaking hard!

That was funny. probably wrong time to say this joke. but it is totally a wincest.

alinka_fml 0
BlastedAF 0

I can imagine your dad with a troll face saying it