Damn

By happybudiess - 14/10/2011 04:30 - United States

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Today, I went to the free clinic down the street to prove to my girlfriend I don't have any STDs so that we can finally have sex. Turns out I have one. FML
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missbadluk 0

That sucks so bad. But kudos to you for actually going to get tested. Most people don't and spread diseases left and right.

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jake_poop_ 0

Let's all give a CLAP (get it) for gonerrhea :)

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ZeDolphinator 7

The whole point of a joke is to not give away the punchline...

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Enslaved 36

15, If anyone looks up the history of why it's called "the clap", most stomachs would turn!

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bubblesxtwo 0

The clap is clamydia. Get it right. And stds are common now a days just hope it's one you can treat.

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wriptidez 0

a few are curable a lot are not... talk to ur doc to see what ur dealing with

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PieterseMJ 20

and without her you would have made some un"happybudiess". you really showed her, didn't you

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goldfish78 11

Did you have your gf tested too?

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BellaBelle_fml 23

OP said that he did this so that they could finally have sex, meaning they hadn't yet. But he should tell his previous partners about his STI so they can get tested.

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LadyLexi 0

Your girlfriend is phycic. Ask her when the next person will get STDs right now in the world.

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bobslawnservice 16

This whole FML is useless without telling us what the STD is. If it's one of those that can be cured by a shot of penicillin and a stern lecture from your GP then you learned a valuable lesson and can move on with your life wiser than you were. If it's one of the incurable ones then you're stuffed.

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ragzilla 0

you could still have sex. just use a condom.

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Enslaved 36

There are still risks using a condom. I would want to know first what I'm deal with.

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marpay 11

Some STD's can be spread just with genital contact it doesn't always take fluids to pass a STD.

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