Damn

By happybudiess - 14/10/2011 04:30 - United States

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Today, I went to the free clinic down the street to prove to my girlfriend I don't have any STDs so that we can finally have sex. Turns out I have one. FML
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missbadluk 0

That sucks so bad. But kudos to you for actually going to get tested. Most people don't and spread diseases left and right.

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lulzmylife 4

HAHAHAHAHA. She's one smart cookie, your girlfriend! Hope she dumped you. YDI.

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Cappiej 18

Hope your boy/girlfriend dumps you too, might you have a STD.

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geko911 22

Wow how stupid can you ******* be??? You hope she dumped OP because of an STD?? Man you are pathetic I'm quite sure you are just a women ***** and don't care about people because dumping someone on such lowly basis is simply stupid.

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nikkibaby611 6

Wow #38.. You're an asshole. I agree with ^^

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chosha_fml 26

Thank goodness one of you had the sense to know you needed to be tested.

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dj8798 9

hmm. good thing she wouldn't let you get it in!

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v4extreme 6

I can't believe this is getting mostly ydi's. The guy found out he had an STD. fyl.

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Enslaved 36

I voted FYL but believe he's getting YDI's for not taking the proper precautions to prevent getting an STD in the first place. But I'm with you, no one deserves that.

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EvilDave 13

He deserves it for having unprotected sex without requiring his partner get tested and for not getting tested himself. I always get tested before and after every relationship and have require my partner get tested before unprotected sex. She might be the sweetest, nicest woman, but the guy she broke up with might have been a sleazy, cheating bastard who didn't use condoms.

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Nuahavizu 17

I like you Evildave. It is a good idea (read: responsible) when getting into a sexual relationship to take some precautions. Otherwise the world would very quickly become pretty nasty. Well, nastier than it already is...

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perdix 29

You're going to need to spank that naughty monkey for going into a dirty, dirty hole.

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nikkibaby611 6

Seems to me you're really loosing your flare, Perdix....jus sayin.

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mattorama 15

All of these "You should always use a condom!" people have probably never had sex anyway. Sucks to hear, but at least you know before it got too bad. Have you SEEN what STDs in their advanced stages can do to people???

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pyrogirl6622 0

Well good thing you went checked. You should be getting checked twice a year and always remember a condom. Safe sex is great sex!

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EvilDave 13

No, safe sex is safe sex. Great sex may or may not be safe sex. For guys, safe sex is mediocre sex because he has to wear a condom which means he must maintain an erection while putting a balloon over it and then have sex with reduced feeling. YOU enjoy safe sex a lot more than the guy you are with because you can feel everything. For him, not so much

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Daralea 21

Yea safe isn't great at all. It just feels like rubber down there. If I wanted to feel rubber I could have just stayed at home.

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mandibreann1212 6

It doesn't feel the same for girls either, actually.

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Witchy_fml 7

So exactly how many people have you been with before you got tested? Is there a chance you may have given this disease to someone else?

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