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By cmore - 11/03/2010 01:10 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when he finished, seemingly angry. He stood there naked complaining for 15 minutes about how our sex sucked. Then he demanded that I dress him, because "it's my fault his clothes were off in the first place". FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 178
You deserved it 5 663

Same thing different taste

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popatia 0
mjolene 0

Learn to **** then. If you suck, you suck. I'd complain too. He is also right in the sense that YOU are the reason he took his clothes off. YDI.

Yeah 27, I'm sure the OP's boyfriend selflessly took his pants off. Shitty sex is his fault too.

ponytailninja 0

stop havin shifty sex! poor guy I feel bad for him

Oh not at all! Why would anyone think you were out to insult her? What with the dying alone threats and all; I don't know how this could get confused at all. Here's a plan though, why don't you leave her alone and get a life...you know, just in case anyone misinterpreted your comment.

@supreme Being sarcastic doesn't make you look smart, keep that in mind. I wouldn't mention anything, if I wanted her to die alone. But I admit I'm obnoxious, narcissistic, pessimistic and obsessive, and probably die alone, too.

let's evaluate this for a second: are you fat? do you avoid giving head? do you only want to get broken off in the missionary position? when he's "too deep" inside you, do you push him away or complain ( "ouch, wait!" ) do you let him do all the work? if anyofthosequestions = "yes" then sex="yousuck@it" complaints="true" clothes="fuckit,youput'embackon" end if -MaD-

I think it's perfectly alright for her to ask him to stop if he's hurting her. Also, if he doesn't go down on her, why should she go down on him?

Sorry MrMad, but I HAVE to turn the tables around on this one: - Are YOU fat? - Do you avoid going down/lick like a washingmachine? - Do you stop after 2 minutes because you have no stamina? - Are you able to stimulate the clit and the G-spot at the same time? - Are you stopping after 2 minutes because you came? - Most importantly: do you make the female cum? Repeat the stuff without spaces that you said and things are a bit more fair again! :P

Dude what century are you walking out of? A wench should put up and shut up if a guy is hurting her? Wtf is wrong with you? #maleentitlement