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By Anonymous - 10/11/2014 14:28 - Germany - Berlin

Today, I thought I felt my cellphone vibrating. Turned out it was just my girlfriend letting out a vicious fart against my leg. FML
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fooltemptress 36

She's definitely a keeper!

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syed121417 22

I know people fart, you know people fart, we all know we all fart. C'mon OP. Sometimes you have to just let one rip. Be happy she's not one of those girls who think her boyfriend will think less of her if she farts in front of you and that she is comfortable with you. If anything, think that it's a sign that you can fart in front of her. It's like a stepping stone in a relationship in a way haha

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GlitterScribbles 9

You don't have to do it on his leg though. That's just rude.

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RayvenWhite 12

LOL I laughed waaaaay too hard at this but bruh, everyone farts.

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Danielvera212 4

Probably the funniest thing I've ever read. xD

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Stephencharis 14

break up??... that's the only thing you guys do in the west... smh

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chaine614 8

and op you have a very funny girlfriend

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