Embarrassing, Break-ups and Love: Don't do this to me

Don't do this to me

By backtosquareone - 04/10/2011 05:22 - Asia/Pacific Region

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Devastated, he withered onto the floor into an inconsolable wreck in front of dozens of people. The ribbon of embarrassment that went down my spine was too much for me to handle, so I had to tell him I was "only joking." FML

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By me - 12/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML

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By confusedandnowsingle - 28/06/2013 12:23 - Finland - Espoo

Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML

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Say it ain't so, please

By Kali - 13/10/2019 04:00

Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML

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You deserved it 409

You got mail

By Awkwardly_dumped - 21/08/2018 14:30

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML

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You deserved it 195

By HelpPlease - 11/02/2016 23:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. Midway through the speech I'd prepared, I fainted and hit my head against a wall. FML

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Don't care

By grreeatttt - 31/01/2009 01:57 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML

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You deserved it 35 188

Mixed signals

By Brianna Michelle Ferrell - 21/09/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML

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You deserved it 169

By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 15:16 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML

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You deserved it 10 283

By PinkTornado - 17/03/2009 14:20 - Canada

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. After three long weeks of him ignoring me and cancelling out on time we were supposed to spend with each other. He looked at me with the most confused look on his face. Then he says ''Are you serious? I was planning the perfect day to ask you to marry me'' FML

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Supportive

By Schmolly - 13/10/2009 05:01 - United States

Today, I had a mental breakdown. Many things have been going completely wrong in my life, and I finally decided to let my boyfriend know about it. After about an hour of explaining and pouring my heart out, his response was, "I think we were better off as friends." FML

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You deserved it 5 516

alexiiiis09 0

Tuesday 4 October 2011 11:45

Yikes. That's why you should break up with someone in private

saIty 17

Tuesday 4 October 2011 11:56

Operation make a scene in front of a crowd of people, to get girlfriend back, always works.

Comments

MooseKnuckle503 11

Wednesday 5 October 2011 13:48

Or just walked out laughing at him for being such a pussy about it.

buckie123 3

Wednesday 5 October 2011 13:49

Just walk away

punkin_26 16

Wednesday 5 October 2011 18:10

Get out while you still can. Seriously!!!It will just get worse. Pazu has it right. You are being manipulated. And before you know it you will have lost control. Just, when you do finally leave him, you may need to get a restraining order. Cause he sounds crazy.

booboojlc 0

Wednesday 5 October 2011 22:46

I get your point, but is the manner in which he acted that makes him "unstable"

amam96 7

Wednesday 5 October 2011 22:51

why did you take him back? you'll just go through all this again in a few months!!

gazzdogs 5

Thursday 6 October 2011 1:20

YDI you should have dumped him privately but at least you did it in person

bgraber04 1

Thursday 6 October 2011 1:35

wow genius. just leave him there. he'll grow up then

Spoonz 4

Thursday 6 October 2011 3:26

WHAT!? The " doing it in a public place" thing didn't work. Now I'll be weary

iam_yummylicious 12

Thursday 6 October 2011 3:40

"he withered onto the floor into an inconsolable wreck in front of dozens of people" is vastly different than crying. If a woman did this they would also be emotionally unstable.