Drive-by casualty

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Fairfax

Today, as I was walking home from work, I became the victim of a drive-by peanutting. Yes, apparently I'm only worth a bag of nuts. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 033
You deserved it 2 718

Same thing different taste

Top comments

I assume they yelled: "Eat my nuts!!!!"

So u are complaining that u got hit withs nuts instead of being shot with bullets??

Comments

maybe they mistook you for mr. peanut and only returning what was rightly yours!

Wow, that was really mean of them. What if you'd been allergic to peanuts? Some peoples' allergies are so severe they can feel sick just smelling them, let alone touching them.

randybryant799 20

So you're actually complaining about what they chose to throw at you?