Drive-by casualty

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Fairfax

Today, as I was walking home from work, I became the victim of a drive-by peanutting. Yes, apparently I'm only worth a bag of nuts. FML
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Blacksxe 1

I assume they yelled: "Eat my nuts!!!!"

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moonmonkeyman 6

So u are complaining that u got hit withs nuts instead of being shot with bullets??

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mileena 7

You serious? Why doesn't anyone do this to me?!

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GypsyRover 0

I would love to hit you with my nuts... ... Repeatedly! ;-) and no,I'm not a perv,just honest. Xo.

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AcidRaen 4

"that's nucking futs."

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fentron 3

It could have been bullets!

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yummcookie 0

You're taking it way too seriously, it was obviously a joke. Hardly something to get so upset about.

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lazypopo 0

That's horrible that they threw peanuts at you, but isn't peanuts better than bullets, bb's, and paintballs? I bet it hurts a heck of a lot less. Plus now you have peanuts to feed to the squirrels at the park or the elephants at the zoo. =]

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msjoyfull84 0

I was drive by sandwiched once....... Good times.

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stewpididiot 11

It could have been a bag of dogshit . Count your blessings.

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GypsyRover 0

My heart goes out to the homeless people who try to get back on there feet. But the ones that don't try,and just leach off others,well I don't care for them. I give them sunflower seeds in the hot summer. Lol for those of you who can't figure it out,sunflower seeds give most people gas,and the salt makes you thirsty. Lol

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Tgo19053 15

I was almost drive by egged once. Luckily they missed and came back around, and missed again.. XD

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