Love, Roommate, Awkward and Intimacy: Embarrassing little secret - FML

Embarrassing little secret

By FML - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend forced me to climb out through his window, because he was too embarrassed at the thought of his roommate finding out I'd spent the night. FML

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mrsabed 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 2:54

and you did it?

Outsider_77 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 2:56

If I were you, I'd find someone that can appreciate you

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urmomsupstrs 1

Sunday 11 December 2011 3:59

op could be gay and does not want his roomy to find out

DJRhetorical 4

Sunday 11 December 2011 4:02

He saved you from the walk of shame

LadiDi_fml 10

Sunday 11 December 2011 4:10

Can't believe you did it... wait for his "room mate" to go out or something? I mean if he is really your bf you deserve much better, if it's just for the s*x well maybe he doesn't want his room mate to know...

tylermt1999 17

Sunday 11 December 2011 4:15

Smooth like Keith Stone

FleshForFantasy 3

Sunday 11 December 2011 4:31

I hope he's currently your ex. He's taking you for a fool and if you're still with him then I guess you are. You need to be with someone who really cares about you.

detinator 1

Sunday 11 December 2011 4:32

Your probably his second girlfriend and his first was comming in...

cpcoyles 2

Sunday 11 December 2011 4:38

I don't think he's your boyfriend..

LecksiBee 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 4:41

No guy gets embarassed to tell his roommate he had a girl sleep over. You sure he's not hiding something else from you?

leadman1989 15

Sunday 11 December 2011 4:42

Does his "roommate" = his girlfriend?

racquel102811 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 4:53

wow your gonna break up with him..right...?

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Today, it was my first time having sex with this guy. After a few second he stops, sits in the corner of his room buff-naked, with his knees up and his hands on his face. He then pouts and claims it was his worst performance ever. FML

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Today, I went for a run in a new pair of shoes that left me with huge blisters. As I finished cleaning them up so they could heal, I limped to my bed to take a nap. I was woken by the fire alarm. My building was having a drill and we couldn't use the elevators. I live on the 9th floor. FML

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