Love, Roommate, Awkward and Intimacy: Embarrassing little secret - FML

Embarrassing little secret

By FML - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend forced me to climb out through his window, because he was too embarrassed at the thought of his roommate finding out I'd spent the night. FML

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You deserved it 5 679

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Top comments

mrsabed 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 2:54

and you did it?

Outsider_77 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 2:56

If I were you, I'd find someone that can appreciate you

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knzrrr 4

Sunday 11 December 2011 4:53

Dump him

SamCat 21

Sunday 11 December 2011 5:08

we dont know if OP is really a female. it could be another male, which would make it ackward on the roomate if he didnt know he was gay. Its just a thought, dont hate me know fml :)

kai_li 8

Sunday 11 December 2011 5:29

Are you sure he was your boyfriend? People sure seem to overuse those terms nowadays. If they are a significant other then there is more than just sex!

shaymaa1985 3

Sunday 11 December 2011 5:51

You're not with that weirdo anymore are you?

perdix 29

Sunday 11 December 2011 6:23

You shouldn't have signed Sheldon's Roommate Agreement!

lucitaxd 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 6:25

Mallrats lol except this was his roommate and not his mother

1kiki81 6

Sunday 11 December 2011 6:47

Wow that's defiantly not ok. Since when is that embarrassing?!

kei1108 13

Sunday 11 December 2011 6:55

I hope you didn't do it... Also, I hope you broke up with him...

docscientist 9

Sunday 11 December 2011 6:58

You sort of deserve this if you actually went out through the window. You should've just strutted through that place with a smug look and your head held high.

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 11 December 2011 7:00

Doesn't matter, had sex.

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I agree, your life sucks 581

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Today, I was sitting on the chair-lift on a ski trip. There was a shift in gears and the metal in the seat began to vibrate. My dad, sister, and step-mom were all on the lift with me, not feeling a thing. It's terribly awkward to converse with your family while you involuntarily orgasm. FML

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Today, I was teaching a swimming lesson to 6-7 year old boys and girls. I recently broke up with my boyfriend so I haven't been taking care of my bikini line. While I was demonstrating how to do a whip-kick out of the water one of the boys said, "You have a beard coming out of your bathing suit!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 930

You deserved it 70 273

Today, I was home alone in the shower when in the opening of the curtain, I could see a man in a ski mask. I passed out, hit my head on the tub. I then found out it was my dad pulling a prank on me. I almost died cause my dad wanted to see me scream like a girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 413

You deserved it 4 980

Today, we had an emergency lockdown drill. The closest room to me was the bathroom, so I rushed in and went into one of the stalls like I was supposed to, only to find out that a girl in the stall next to me was shitting. And it didn't seem like she was going to be done anytime soon. FML

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You deserved it 334

Today, at 4 AM, I locked myself out of my apartment. After calling friends in vain, I decided to just sit on the doorstep and wait for someone to come in. I sat for 10 minutes before a homeless man insisted threateningly that I move. I was kicked off my own front doorstep by a homeless man. FML

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You deserved it 7 475

Today, I wore a new perfume to a first date in park. Halfway through, he kept sniffing the air and asked, “Do you smell onions?” Turns out the perfume reacted badly with my skin chemistry, making me smell like a taco stand. FML

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You deserved it 103

Today, a close friend called me to inform me of his newest relationship, and why he's kept it from me - he's been seeing his male cousin for several months and was tired of hiding it from the world. I had to keep my shock in check over the phone. FML

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You deserved it 154