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Maybe, just maybe, OP meant that he won't be able to make up the sex
**** that I'm gettin laid
sounds like something your preacher would tell you... every time you have pre-marital sex, your grandma gets injured
I laughed so ******* hard at this! Poor Grandma tho. I hope she's okay and I hope your girlfriend understands.
HELP! HELP! I've fallen and I need to shit
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That's sad. I hope your grandma's alright! You're such a sweet boy for going home to help her. I'll take your virginity ;) Haha jk.
That sucks about not getting sex but I have to say that the whole getting stuck between the bowl and the wall is pretty hilarious.