Enjoy your stay

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff

Today, someone burgled my hotel room. As always, I had locked my passport, extra cash, and other valuables in the closet safe, so I thought the losses would be superficial. What a discovery that the safe hadn't been fastened to the closet shelf, so the thief just picked it up and took it home. FML
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icadragoon 11

What hotel did you stay at so I can avoid staying there.

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aisg 14

I never noticed that. Better be more careful next time OP Maybe next time you go to a hotel you can fill the safe up with rocks and bring your valuables with you. You know, just in case :P

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ClosetTroll 10

These things should always be on you and never locked away in the hotel room. At least the cash and passport should be.

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katcot99 11

The safe isn't supposed to move. Next time I'd make sure it isn't moveable.

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Branflakes78 13

i got a safe in my room and it moves! I just moved it to clean behind it! So i dont know what your talking about

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teague95 16

Yes but usually safes are bolted to the floor or wall to ensure that someone can just steal the entire safe

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TheEpicMilkMan 13

safes aren't safe anymore?! D: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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thiscrazything 1

Not too hard, hotel safes are not exactly Brinks.

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teague95 16

cheap safes if you just drill through the lock you can open it, fairly easily all you need is a drill and a metal drill bit

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Enslaved 36

Sounds like an inside job. That thief seemed to know little too much about how to get away with it.

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martinv19 6

I say u sue the shit out of that hotel lack of security and not having that safe fastened! -.-

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krysxkatastrophe 14

@34 Yes, because suing is the obvious answer to EVERYTHING. -.-' Edit: Sorry if this double posted, the app isn't too reliable.

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teague95 16

34 is right though that safe should have been bolted down so someone couldn't just walk off with it

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SkoomaKi 27

What I want to know is how the thief got out of the hotel carrying a safe..? Someone would have seen him at least!

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thiscrazything 1

That was a very unsafe safe.

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thiscrazything 1

Wtf is anti-flood protection? Anybody know?

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fuckmebutdontfml 16

It's so you don't monopolize the site...You are not allowed to poat something right after the other, someone has to post something else first.

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DocBastard 38

Don't listen to these people. Anti-flood protection is there to keep you safe in case your house floods. The app transforms your phone/iPod into a life raft, complete with provisions, emergency poncho, flashlight, flare gun, etc. This is just another example of the friendly FML mods thinking about YOU and keeping you safe! Thanks, mods!

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