Thief, Art, Cops and Work: Everyone's a critic

Everyone's a critic

By not_dead_yet - 28/06/2009 07:54 - United States

Today, it was my first big time art show. To celebrate I went out to lunch with some people whose work was also there. When we got back, police were everywhere. Someone had broken in and stolen all of the art. All except mine. Even burglars don't want my art. FML

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By anonymous - 11/03/2010 19:55 - United States

Today, I found out that my art project, the one I've been working on for the last two weeks and the first piece I felt really comfortable about turning in, was stolen out of the art cupboard. FML

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By CassafrasSss - 02/02/2017 07:00 - United States - Naperville

Today, after months of hard work, planning, and preparation, I held the reception for my first art show at a gallery. Nobody showed up. FML

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By fukingtigans - 29/07/2015 15:30 - Croatia - Rupalj

Today, my business got broken into and I lost a lot of valuable equipment. Although I have 24/7 security guards, they left in the middle of the burglary because they were too scared to stop the burglars or even to call the police. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2013 09:38 - United Kingdom

Today, my house was broken into. They didn't take much, but they did paint spunking cocks on the walls and furniture. FML

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By Amanda - 19/11/2010 05:14

Today, my house was broken into. Apparently, I have nothing good enough in my house to steal, so they took my cake. FML

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By XYZee - 22/08/2012 20:27 - United States - Rockmart

Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML

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By no money anymore - 18/01/2012 03:31 - United States

Today, I hosted a "Night Out Against Crime" party at our local park. Only three people came, they robbed our fundraiser booth. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2013 19:47 - United States - Simi Valley

Today, one of my paintings was accepted into a local art gallery. It would've been a dream come true, had my "best friend" not submitted it under her own name and taken all the credit. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2015 00:26 - United States - Eureka

Today, I moved into my new apartment complex. I left some items including a cherished painting my best friend made for me outside the front door while I moved furniture into my bedroom. When I went back outside, someone had kicked a huge hole in the painting. Welcome to the neighborhood. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2011 12:55 - United States

Today, I held an open house. Not wanting anything to be stolen I loaded up all valuables in my car (money, prescriptions, computer, iPod, etc) and went out. My car got stolen. Nobody came to the open house. FML

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mister_moops 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 17:23

"today, my stuff wasn't stolen. FML"

barlessprison 16

Sunday 28 June 2009 17:16

Seriously? You're lucky your hard work didn't get stolen so quit whining. For all you know, the burglars didn't take your art because by the time they reached yours, the alarm went off and they had to make a run for it, not because your art wasn't good.

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RNCftw 0

Monday 29 June 2009 0:30

at least it's still there. i'm guessing your future in art is more promising than it would be in literature or writing anyway.

ziqi92 0

Monday 29 June 2009 0:34

well that seriously burns XD

prsbebe08 0

Monday 29 June 2009 1:02

so you're sad that your artwork wasn't stolen. freaking drama queen.

suckmyrocket 0

Monday 29 June 2009 3:03

I would be happy that they didn't take it.

master565 0

Monday 29 June 2009 3:49

either they didn't have enugh room or u suck at painting

1nicent1 0

Monday 29 June 2009 4:05

Hah!!! This one made me laugh

Common_Sense 0

Monday 29 June 2009 4:20

What the hell? Why are you complaining? You got into a big art show and it wasn't stolen. That's pretty much the complete opposite of 'your life is ******'..

linguano 0

Monday 29 June 2009 4:54

Who know maybe they thought it was to good to steal and I appreciate art and I know that to get into a big art show ur work has to be very good

delly_fml 0

Monday 29 June 2009 4:57

This is bull we would hve herd about it on the news :P

jnic 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 6:58

Not every gallery is the Metropolitan, hahah don't be an idiot. There are thousands of small, private galleries out there that most people don't even know exist. Besides, how many living artists are so famous that they end up on mainstream news? Ever heard of an open studio?