Love: False hope

False hope

By :(( - 14/06/2011 18:06 - United States

Today, I invited over my best friend, whom I've loved for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excited and thought she was going to tell me she loved me too. She ended up coming out to me, and wanted to know if I would meet her girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2018 16:00 - United States - Trenton

Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML

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By cloudish - 21/05/2017 12:00 - Germany

Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML

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By NeverNumberOne - 23/04/2018 01:30

Today, I finally got the courage to ask my best friend to go on a date with me. She assumed I meant a double date and squealed, "Who's the lucky guy?!" She thought I was her gay best friend for the past year. FML

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By anonymous - 30/01/2010 00:08 - France

Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years. He thought it would be funny to tell her I was going to propose to her that night. She showed up telling me how much she loves me and that when we get married how great it will be. FML

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By alone_forever - 04/03/2009 21:03 - United States

Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well, I'm still not attracted to you though." FML

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By WHY - 01/04/2016 00:58 - United States - Fairfax

Today, I planned on "breaking up" with my best friend by confessing my love for her, hoping she would feel different and move on. She reciprocated. FML

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Not such a happy ending

By JustJared - 15/09/2021 05:00

Today, I get to see my best friend and love of my life of two years marry the man she loves. Back then, I lied and told her I was gay to avoid her finding out my feelings for her. FML

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By augiedd - 05/03/2014 02:46 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, after weeks of summoning up the courage to come out of the closet to my best friend, I told her I was gay. Immediately after she started cracking up, thinking it was a joke. I was so confused and nervous, I went along with it. She still thinks I'm straight. FML

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By crap - 07/03/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, I finally told my best friend whom I've secretly been in love with for two years that I was in love with her but at the last second chickened out and said I was joking. She replied with "Don't scare me like that. I thought I was going to have to find a new best friend for a second" FML

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By Anon - 13/12/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML

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worldcupcheer17 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 23:00

well atleast she trusts you as a friend and you know that she won't be with another guy? :)

paleontologist 8

Tuesday 14 June 2011 23:34

Uh, no. There isn't. Lesbians don't like guys. They don't like dicks. Lesbians don't want to get with you. Ever.

Comments

fox413 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 3:16

aw thats sad:(

born_hustla 26

Wednesday 15 June 2011 3:17

you messed it up for making her your "best friend" for "over a year".- YDI fool.

chronick89 5

Wednesday 15 June 2011 3:48

you probably made her come out douche!

khanadian 8

Wednesday 15 June 2011 3:57

sweet, 3 way!

crzy4life 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 3:57

wait did you say girlfriend

IDK258 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 3:58

lesbian??

Petunia888 13

Wednesday 15 June 2011 4:08

Where do you people get off telling the threesome people to shut up? No one's trying to convert the lesbians; they're just voicing their opinions, too. Everyone tells us: respect gays, respect gays. Well, learn to respect straight people, too. We all have some sort of sexual fetish, whether it be threesomes or S&M or whatever! It's not disrespect; it's what turns us on. Chill the **** out; count your blessings that these people don't have the I-Wanna-****-Your-Dog fetish.

lshmsfomhaiadmt 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 4:14

#154 ftw (: haha I love my bestie, but were reverse genders than you. i really hope what happened to you wont to me! i feel so bad for you, but if its meant to happen it will. maybe shes bi?? (: