FML: Uncensored

By LindseyS - 20/03/2012 02:00 - United States

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Today, I was enjoying my last day of Spring Break in Panama City. I got up to dance on the stage at the Holiday Inn in front of hundreds of college kids. I tried to be sexy by turning around and bending over. My friends took pictures and my bloody tampon string was hanging out the whole time. FML
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lollipopz8988 0

Word of advice: if your skirt is short enough for a tampon string to hang out you probably shouldn't be bending over anyway, let alone on stage. That's just slutty. Sorry but you asked for it.

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iloverichardhell 0

agreed with everyone thats sayin periods are natural, most guys ive been with dont even mind when im on mine, unless its a really really heavy flow. but i still think the whole stickin your ass out to try to look sexy is just... really stupid

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PsychoX 0

Oh may the Lord pity your poor soul! Don't you know you're going to HELL because you act sexy? Women are supposed to be ****** MODEST and all shy and shit. God said so in the Bible. You'z gonna BURN in the TAR PITS of Hell, you conceited bitch! I mean, women are supposed to keep themselves COVERED at ALL times, you should go to Hell for showing off your ankles, let alone your ass. May God have mercy on you as you burn in eternal HELLFIRE. err, no offense religious ppl out there. @ OP: That sucks. Horribly. I'm sorry. As to all the people calling you a **** or disgusting or w/e and assuming sexy means you wanted to get laid, there's a reason guys are termed dicks. They think with them rather frequently.

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Tank55 0

wtf 115 If god hates anything its bipolar douchebags like yourself

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Kyzomo 0

thats not even funny nemore. thats just nasty

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alex_vik 0

#6 - Periods are disgusting. No guy wants to see blood and shit coming out of a girl's ******. And I said a girl isn't sexy when she's having her period, not because of them. And you tell me to have respect for women, well I lost that a long time ago due to the fact that hardly any women even respect themselves. And I'm not gay or asexual (since when can humans reproduce by themselves?), so your theory is flawed.

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Demon_of_Light 27

Are you in middle school? I remember all the boys in middle school thought periods were "icky," but I've never met a grown man with such a phobia of vaginas. It's a period, not leprosy. Grow up.

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raven_of_azarath 34

When used in reference to a person, asexual means feeling no sexual attraction to anyone.

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lindsey88 0

periods are natural. just like boners.

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jackmehoff69 0

if you ever come across a red river you should just take the dirt trail........just because her vag was not in working condition doesn't mean you can't do anything.....she still has 2 decent holes in operable condition in my book

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