Intimacy: FML: Uncensored

FML: Uncensored

By LindseyS - 20/03/2012 02:00 - United States

Today, I was enjoying my last day of Spring Break in Panama City. I got up to dance on the stage at the Holiday Inn in front of hundreds of college kids. I tried to be sexy by turning around and bending over. My friends took pictures and my bloody tampon string was hanging out the whole time. FML

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Today, I was feeling confident, so I rented a cabana at the beach and put on my best swimsuit. I was at the bar when suddenly the stool gave way under me. I was drenched in Mojito and a bunch of spring breakers laughed at me, making fat jokes. I spent the rest of the day crying in the cabana. FML

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By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2016 03:53 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I woke up to 15 texts from my mom, 6 missed calls, and with no bra or shirt on in a random guy's bed. Welcome to spring break, ladies and gentleman. FML

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By sexyfreak2510 - 03/09/2009 06:47 - South Africa

Today, at my bachelorette party, I got so wasted, I ended up giving my stripper a lap dance because he "wasn't doing it properly". There's photos. FML

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By mimimi - 30/12/2008 06:24 - France

Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML

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By kiwichick4life - 30/07/2013 16:42 - United States - Pickerington

Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2014 15:24 - Germany

Today, I was trying on bikinis at a local store. When I put my pants back on, my foot got stuck, I tripped and fell through the curtain of the fitting room, topless. FML

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By NoName - 03/12/2009 19:20 - United States

Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML

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By Jason the flasher - 15/09/2018 22:00

Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML

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OCChef 0

Friday 20 March 2009 1:36

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

lollipopz8988 0

Friday 20 March 2009 1:44

Word of advice: if your skirt is short enough for a tampon string to hang out you probably shouldn't be bending over anyway, let alone on stage. That's just slutty. Sorry but you asked for it.

Comments

popgoestheworld 0

Friday 20 March 2009 5:45

Well you're going to have to find a way to be asexual, because no woman is going to want to be with you because you're a an insensitive jerk. And any respectful guy wouldn't care if a girl was on her period. My boyfriend doesn't. The goal isn't always sex. Women are humans, people. Not objects. Don't treat them a such.

_pk_ 0

Friday 20 March 2009 5:45

Ok, I think the problem started with "I tried to be sexy and...". Why do girls have to be so incredibly slutty thinking that's going to be sexy? That's not sexy. That's just plain slutty. And makes you look like an attention *****. So yes, you had it coming. No girl (I'm one) wears a mini skirt during her period because even with a tampon, anything can happen.

raven_of_azarath 34

Tuesday 8 August 2017 18:42

Hi, I'm a girl, and I never let my period stop me from wearing what I wanted. Please don't generalize.

alex_vik 0

Friday 20 March 2009 5:48

#124 - If no woman would want to be around me, then why is it that my balance of friends is a 60-40 ratio, with the 60% being women? And since when does saying 'periods aren't sexy' make me disrespectful? I only disrespect people that deserve it. And the point of acting sexy is sex. Also, where did I say women aren't people?

raven_of_azarath 34

Tuesday 8 August 2017 18:44

I don't like sex, never have, probably never will. But I enjoy acting sexy sometimes. Makes me feel good about myself. Sex is not my end goal, having fun is.

maggs 0

Friday 20 March 2009 5:49

115, Im pretty sure God doesnt want you cussing like that. Im sorry about your problem girl, periods happen. Check your tampon more often! :)

lindsey88 0

Friday 20 March 2009 5:49

you people are ridiculous. you obviously have never been on spring break.

iloverichardhell 0

Friday 20 March 2009 5:50

128, thats because spring break is laaame

popgoestheworld 0

Friday 20 March 2009 5:53

#126 Because the women you are friends with probably don't respect themselves enough to be friends with a decent guy. You suck at life. I hope in the future you grow up a little and you aren't this ignorant.