Miscellaneous: Forever solo

Forever solo

By xoxo96 - 03/05/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, I went to a Bat Mitzvah. We played a game where all of the girls grabbed one of their shoes and placed it in the middle. Then, all of the guys had to pick a shoe. Whatever guy picked the shoe, the girl had to dance with. No one picked my shoe. Everyone else was dancing except for me. FML

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By ashley - 30/04/2009 20:54 - United States

Today, my sister had her batmitzvah. During the party, there is a tradition where the batmitzvah gets lifted on a chair, and so does her family. It was my turn after my sister's. I got in the chair. They couldn't lift me. FML

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By Average - 13/02/2011 07:16 - United States

Today, I was chosen as King for our winter formal. Even after I won, nobody wanted to dance with me. FML

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By "levsterx" - 05/04/2017 02:00

Today, my mom dragged me along with her to a baby shower. I was the only guy there. FML

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The Lady in Red

By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 01:36 - United States

Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML

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By michellemoyah - 25/02/2012 05:04 - United States

Today, I went to a dance with the boy I like. To my delight, he tried to pick me up. To my dismay, he couldn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2014 17:24 - United States - Newtown

Today, I was at my friend's Bar Mitzvah. After he finished his long-winded speech, I sarcastically did the mockingjay sign from the Hunger Games. It took a couple of seconds before I realized how that looked, and a couple more for me to be shouted down and kicked out. FML

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By JRock - 22/02/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, at my softball game, there was one spot left for center field. The coach had to choose between me or the girl who forgot her glasses and was blind without them. He chose her. FML

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By Noname - 15/02/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I stood by the wall at a party while everyone else danced and ignored me. It was my birthday party. FML

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By IcantDance! - 01/10/2012 16:05 - United States - Daphne

Today, although I can't dance, I decided to go to a club. A really cute girl asked me to dance, and I politely declined. She kept insisting, so I finally said okay. A few minutes in, she stopped, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make fun of my dancing, I'm leaving." FML

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We just don't see you in that way

By Noname - 09/02/2009 23:47 - United States

Today, I was talking with some of my friends who are girls. They were all complaining about how there was no good boys left to ask to the Sadie Hawkins Dance. Hoping for an invite I mentioned I was still available. They just laughed at me and invited me to come dress shopping with them. FML

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Ohnoitslindsay 0

Monday 4 May 2009 1:07

So you're sad because no one liked your shoes?

Kiduk 0

Monday 4 May 2009 1:13

If everyone else was dancing, then there was no one left to pick up your shoe, right?

Comments

satanicminnow1 1

Monday 4 May 2009 1:59

No break for you. I NEVER engaged in such dumb juvenile activities. So **** off and die.

oh_dee 0

Monday 4 May 2009 1:59

YDI for being a crybaby like half the people who post FMLs Waahh, nobody wants to hang out with me, WAHH nobody likes me, WAHH they all talk about me behind my back... Screw them all and find better friends, but stop yo' bitching!

heyitsharper 0

Monday 4 May 2009 2:02

oh my gosh this same type of thing happened to me at a church dance. but then the dj told everyone that nobody had gotten my shoe cuz there were too many girls, and all of the guys ran up to me to ask me to dance :|

cxal_fml 0

Monday 4 May 2009 2:02

YDI because if we accept your story is true then you are fully aware that there was one more female than male, and you still didn't think to factor that in when you began to cry over your shoe not being picked

mylifeisfuckeddd 0

Monday 4 May 2009 2:05

lol #1 i remember once at this Bat Mitzvah we were playing the game levitation. and basically you have to lay on top of one person and some1 lays on you while you in chairs. then when they move the chairs away you are laying on one another and depending on each other to support you (with just your feet on the ground) and i played and i was in some random guys crotch and had another guy laying on mine. I had to get out and when i did, i broke the levitation. everyone hated me.

Failercoptor 0

Monday 4 May 2009 2:15

BOO HOO BOO HOO SO SAD

88bellydancer 0

Monday 4 May 2009 2:17

well considering it was a BAT mitzvah its inevitable that there are going to be more girls than boys. Dont sweat the small stuff!

Roddsy 0

Monday 4 May 2009 2:17

my shoes are pretty -heart- =]

failwhatwhat 0

Monday 4 May 2009 2:21

why are there so many weird-ass games at bar/bat mitzvahs? grabbing shoes? #27's game? holding people up in chairs? WTF, i dont get what that has to do with anything. oh well. anyway, OP, buy new shoes...and too bad, you are 13, still at the awkward stage. it will get better and you can learn some style. maybe?