Miscellaneous: Forever solo

Forever solo

By xoxo96 - 03/05/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, I went to a Bat Mitzvah. We played a game where all of the girls grabbed one of their shoes and placed it in the middle. Then, all of the guys had to pick a shoe. Whatever guy picked the shoe, the girl had to dance with. No one picked my shoe. Everyone else was dancing except for me. FML

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By ashley - 30/04/2009 20:54 - United States

Today, my sister had her batmitzvah. During the party, there is a tradition where the batmitzvah gets lifted on a chair, and so does her family. It was my turn after my sister's. I got in the chair. They couldn't lift me. FML

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By Average - 13/02/2011 07:16 - United States

Today, I was chosen as King for our winter formal. Even after I won, nobody wanted to dance with me. FML

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By "levsterx" - 05/04/2017 02:00

Today, my mom dragged me along with her to a baby shower. I was the only guy there. FML

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The Lady in Red

By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 01:36 - United States

Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML

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By michellemoyah - 25/02/2012 05:04 - United States

Today, I went to a dance with the boy I like. To my delight, he tried to pick me up. To my dismay, he couldn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2014 17:24 - United States - Newtown

Today, I was at my friend's Bar Mitzvah. After he finished his long-winded speech, I sarcastically did the mockingjay sign from the Hunger Games. It took a couple of seconds before I realized how that looked, and a couple more for me to be shouted down and kicked out. FML

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By JRock - 22/02/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, at my softball game, there was one spot left for center field. The coach had to choose between me or the girl who forgot her glasses and was blind without them. He chose her. FML

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Social distancing

By Noname - 15/02/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I stood by the wall at a party while everyone else danced and ignored me. It was my birthday party. FML

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By IcantDance! - 01/10/2012 16:05 - United States - Daphne

Today, although I can't dance, I decided to go to a club. A really cute girl asked me to dance, and I politely declined. She kept insisting, so I finally said okay. A few minutes in, she stopped, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make fun of my dancing, I'm leaving." FML

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We just don't see you in that way

By Noname - 09/02/2009 23:47 - United States

Today, I was talking with some of my friends who are girls. They were all complaining about how there was no good boys left to ask to the Sadie Hawkins Dance. Hoping for an invite I mentioned I was still available. They just laughed at me and invited me to come dress shopping with them. FML

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Ohnoitslindsay 0

Monday 4 May 2009 1:07

So you're sad because no one liked your shoes?

Kiduk 0

Monday 4 May 2009 1:13

If everyone else was dancing, then there was no one left to pick up your shoe, right?

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wakenthefallen 0

Monday 4 May 2009 4:27

http://www.whycindywhy.com/downloads/f8n3f0.jpg

Yulia_fml 0

Monday 4 May 2009 4:24

I think #12 has more of an FML situation than OP.

wakenthefallen 0

Monday 4 May 2009 4:28

http://www.whycindywhy.com/?id=1ximnv2vvvij2162vtles0hng7zkmt

LizardKing_fml 0

Monday 4 May 2009 4:34

get nicer shoes :) http://www.whycindywhy.com/?id=vxq64nb8w16uwy324pmmadpyv2mfdv

MukyDaCookie 0

Monday 4 May 2009 4:47

It's a random selection and there weren't enough guys Why are you crying over this?

mattmag 0

Monday 4 May 2009 4:44

#51 normally I'd laugh with you, but you don't need to be a Jew to attend a Bat/Bar Mitzvah. Of course, we can still say YDI for associating with Jews =P

summer66_fml 0

Monday 4 May 2009 5:08

wow that was uncalled for mattmag....& they probably didnt know whose shoe belonged to whom so dont take it personally......

thaShit 0

Monday 4 May 2009 5:36

Your fault for being Jewish. JAST KEEDENG.

thejuggernaut09 1

Monday 4 May 2009 5:51

haha http://www.whycindywhy.com/?id=zdf70nh8v4p458qi4zwyizio17xbc

vcjesusfreak 0

Monday 4 May 2009 5:55

Ignore all these people who are saying this isn't an fml or it is your fault. I am a guy, but I completely understand you. This is a real fml. If you imagine sitting on the outside while all your friends danced it is really sad. Also, being a guy, I know they probably didn't care about looking at the shoes; therefore, it doesn't mean they thought your shoes were ugly or they didn't like you. In reality you drew the short straw and that's it.