Forever solo

By xoxo96 - 03/05/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, I went to a Bat Mitzvah. We played a game where all of the girls grabbed one of their shoes and placed it in the middle. Then, all of the guys had to pick a shoe. Whatever guy picked the shoe, the girl had to dance with. No one picked my shoe. Everyone else was dancing except for me. FML
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Ohnoitslindsay 0

So you're sad because no one liked your shoes?

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Kiduk 0

If everyone else was dancing, then there was no one left to pick up your shoe, right?

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asdf543 0

i love bat mitzvahs!! but that sucks. you should have stolen someone's dance partner http://www.whycindywhy.com/?id=g1j7n71b7vjz839xxgk3rlm48loz

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kk3211 0

aren't you slightly young for this site??? damn internet....

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Zog21 0

Well, maybe you shouldn't have gigantic man-feet and someone would've picked your shoe. And consider yourself lucky you didn't have to dance with a guy that had matza balls and gifiltafish on his breath.

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katherinebby17 28

#22 your a asshole how about you go die

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geesquared 0

Lol! I had my first slow dance at a bar mitzvah... mind you, that wasn't exactly yesterday night... :D That sucks though, I would've been pissed if that happened to me.

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_mcs_ 0

Not an fml :/ It's not like the boys picked the girls themselves and no one picked you. It was just a stupid shoe.

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may_cause_fail 0

Get nicer shoes then. :D

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fbirem 2

Get more common shoes then and hope for good luck

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ayayayayayayayay 0

http://www.whycindywhy.com/?id=c2o6ido7azltsf9jckxfr7wib8737

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