Freakout

By n_london - 12/10/2009 20:19 - United States

Today, I was carrying several bags of groceries up the stairs to my third story apartment when I saw a giant rat climbing down the wall towards me. I screamed and dropped my groceries, which went over the rail and landed on the bottom floor, destroying them all. The rat? Just a big leaf. FML
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noshitsherlock 0

I love how many freakin IDIOTS on here flip out over shit before they know what it even is (like people swerving and crashing because of plastic bags in the road). GET YOUR EYES CHECKED or don't act like such a spineless WIMP. Geez

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YmostlikelyDI 0

Why are people such ******* about rats and mice?! Grow a pair, it's a furry mammal.

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dspadres 0

Even if it was a rat it probably would have just leaf(ed) you alone.

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danzigPO_1939 0

totally understandable...what if this actually was a rat? then people wouldn't be so hateful in their comments. and as far as the OP could tell, it was, so she responded in an understandable way. once i mistook a gatorade bottle rolling towards me for a squirrel on the attack. i screamed.

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namezox 0

so what if it was a rat? you are freaken 10x bigger than they are. The chances are they are MORE afraid of you then you are afraid of them. "understandable"? yeah, for morons like you.

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danzigPO_1939 0

i'm not a moron, i just have instincts. and yes, i'm a lot bigger than a rat, but rats can carry deadly diseases (remember the plague?) and have sharp teeth that can cause you great pain if they choose to attack you.

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namezox 0

LOL... I assume the "plague" is the "black death" which occur over thousand of years so? WTF IS wrong with you? do you have an disorder or something? The chances of a rat randomly biting you is like the chance of you are being normal. The kick the little damn thing, seriously..

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wearinsexypants 0

actually it wasn't the rats that infected you with the bubonic plague, it was the fleas on the rats.

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danzigPO_1939 0

fyi there have been outbreaks of the plague within the past hundred years, but that's not the only disease you can catch from a rat. they can carry rabies, and a rabid rat will not be scared of you, making it more likely to bite someone. and i don't have a disorder, my comment referred to something i did ONCE, not on a regular basis. sorry you disapprove of one of them many split second reactions i've had over the course of my lifetime. wtf is wrong with YOU? i don't see why you even care about my comment...

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namezox 0

outbreaks... more like "small-breaks"... The chances of WE are having an outbreak of the black death is slim to none due to our living condition is far better than the ancient time. And due the fact people locked themselves in with no airflow; therefore, the plague was trapped with them. And NO, rabid rats will not ATTACK you due to rats are normally peaceful. I "care" about your comments is because I CAN AND I WILL..mess with you.

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MidnightMusic53 37

Dropping your groceries over a rat is a dumb ass move. I've burnt the shit out of my hand before with hot water that I had just finished boiling, and I didn't flip out and drop what I was holding, I set it down. If I can do that, then she can avoid dropping her damn groceries, whether there's actually a rat or not.

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dacho 7

Oh NO! **** my life, my tomato is not nice and shiny! :((((

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Clitastrophe 0

Take the hint and introduce yourself to GLASSES!

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plexico 3

Sounds fake, I don't beLEAF it for a minute. It is common knowledge that if you live in rat-infested quarters, you should always carry a vacuum cleaner with you. They are excellent anti-rat weapons, plus it helps you cut down on your grocery bill, if you know what I mean. ;)

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compasseagle89 8

its a good thing all rats, snakes, and spiders are out to kill you and your family, otherwise this would have been a really awkward overreaction!

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Six_and_the_Moon 3

YDI for being a walking cliché. My mom used to be afraid of rats until I actually bought one. She loved him. He used to sit on my shoulder and play with my earrings and lick my cheek, and would fall asleep on my upper chest. Yes, the wild ones in the city are a nuisance, but so are wild cats and dogs and pretty much anything else. Unless you are cornering it and your arms and legs are broken, screaming and spazzing out is totally overreacting.

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Bibbz55 0

why Is eveyone so serious on FMLs, they never see the funny side of things! they have to find a bad point for every single one, this FML made me laugh and it reminds me of something I would do, x

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lovemyblueeyes 0

LOL that stuff happens to the best of us. FYL

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beans248 0

why would you be so afraid of a little rat in the first place? ManUp.

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