Genius

By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 18:35 - United States

Today, my extremely lazy roommate is in bed with the flu. Instead of getting up to get water, he's run the garden hose through his window, and instead of going to the bathroom, he's connected a siphon to his penis and run it to a 5-gallon bucket. I have to live with this idiot. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 585
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

That's not laziness, that is pure innovation.

IFightFoos 0

Comments

Valle79 5

Tell him "It puts the pee in the toilet, or it gets the hose again!"

Sparkadelic 4

You obviously don't know what FML is for. Like, besides this guy being utterly ******* epic, how does it even affect you?

fthku 13

I should say having a huge bucket of piss in a room affects anyone in the immediate area.

boatkicker 4

Not only is there a large bucket of piss (which will start to smell pretty horrible after few hours, for people who don't realize why this sucks) but OP is probably going to be the one who has to dump it out. Beside the fact that room mate could play the "I'm sick, pity me" card, he's also got teh back up of "I'm sick, and weak right now, and I don't have the strength to lift that bucket, and dump it out."

What a lazy ass. You got to be dying to even began to justify that. Time to kick this fool to the curve.

EPIC! i give him credit for that. If I were you I would take the other end of the siphon, hang it very high so that when he pees it ends up back at him. bty what does he do when he has to crap?

Truth, give credit where credit it due. You live with an undiscovered genius.

That is disgusting. I feel sorry for you, OP :(

Midnight, where the **** have you been? Welcome back.

I went outside during my 5 weeks of winter break. Haha. But I'm back in school/back on FML now!

Acousticpixie14 6

you call him an idiot, I call it ingenuity.