Genius

By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 18:35 - United States

Today, my extremely lazy roommate is in bed with the flu. Instead of getting up to get water, he's run the garden hose through his window, and instead of going to the bathroom, he's connected a siphon to his penis and run it to a 5-gallon bucket. I have to live with this idiot. FML
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stronghand0331 17

That's not laziness, that is pure innovation.

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IFightFoos 0

Idiot? That man is a genius!

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ripjohnlennon 5

no this guys atcually very smart

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unorthodoxnj 0

time for a new roommate

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Schiffy 18

Looks like he's dealing with his problems the redneck way

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kevinfenchak 0

Lazy!? He's a goddamn genius! I wish I lived with someone that smart.

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Ranimal 12

FYL if he was like an assigned roomie, but YDI it if you knew him before y'all moved in together. You had to know.

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fthku 13

One thing I learned for sure in the army was that you don't really know anyone's unbelievably disgusting habits (spoken from unbelievable disgusting experience) and whatnot until you live with them. And.. if you moved in with some friend, knowing he was lazy, would you still expect him to do something like this? "Oh my friend is lazy.. he's probably one of those people who pee in buckets through attached syphons and get their water from a hose through the window" Doesn't seem likely =)

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Thecarpaltunnelo 0

That guy is genius.

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Alanah101 0

He's being creative with his laziness.

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MetallicA7X86 0

Dude your life sucks but thats some funny shit right there! Beings the flu isn't that bad and he obviously is being a big baby about it, I'd mess with him. May I suggest finding a way for the siphon to clog up on him?

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