Genius

By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 18:35 - United States

Today, my extremely lazy roommate is in bed with the flu. Instead of getting up to get water, he's run the garden hose through his window, and instead of going to the bathroom, he's connected a siphon to his penis and run it to a 5-gallon bucket. I have to live with this idiot. FML
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stronghand0331 17

That's not laziness, that is pure innovation.

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IFightFoos 0

Idiot? That man is a genius!

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bandgeek0934 0

Go outside and turn off the water hose ;D

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saleha97 4

HAHAHAHAHAHA! That's the funniest thing i've ever heard! I totally want to try that :D except for the fact that I don't have a penis...

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AjaxF 0

You're welcome to use mine. .I could stick it inside you. . .deep inside you (really deeep) How you use it would be totally up to you though. As long as I get it back fully functional!

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Acousticpixie14 6

You're disgusting.

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IneffableLullaby 13

Wow, now that's creativity. I think he might deserve a medal for that. :)

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whoisthisgirl 4

connect it to his water supply! lol I dont know :P

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Zebidee 8

Swap the connections, then stand back for some hilarity!

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banana_buddy 6

U mean he should connect the other end of the siphon to the hose so that he can drink his own piss.

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Zebidee 8

Swap them BOTH over, so you have the 'drink his own piss' part that you suggested, PLUS the added bonus of the hose going on full blast in his crotch.

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Mervin22 6

Idiot. that's pure genius!

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notsoluckypup 12

Hmm...doesn't sound that bad to me...

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perdix 29

Are you sure the siphon is just being used for urination? Once he realizes that a siphon can provide gentle suction, he might ditch his girlfriend and never take it off.

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