Genius

By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 18:35 - United States

Today, my extremely lazy roommate is in bed with the flu. Instead of getting up to get water, he's run the garden hose through his window, and instead of going to the bathroom, he's connected a siphon to his penis and run it to a 5-gallon bucket. I have to live with this idiot. FML
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stronghand0331 17

That's not laziness, that is pure innovation.

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IFightFoos 0

Idiot? That man is a genius!

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pinklover24 13

my boyfriend is sick, I should text him and tell him to do that lol I wish I could do that

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teeaitch 2

Simple solution - splice the hoses together.

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Nani16 0

He's one creative ass ************ ! xD

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hideyoself 4

your roommate is possibly the most awesome human being in history! he'll invent a device which lets humans be as lazy as a dry bagel on a sunday afternoon

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Iknoweverything 29

I disagree with people saying he is epic and genius, but I will admit, you gotta give the guy points. While it sucks that he's lazy, you should be giving him credit to committing to it!

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Keyman1212 14

You sound like the lazy one, not carrying him to the bathroom when he has to urinate, and washing him up. YDI for being a lazy SOB.

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rubyroborr 0

what happens if his piss bucket gets full lol

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rockarolln89 0

your room mate is awesome!

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xmarkstheheart 0

I agree with #5 and #34. It's very gross, but a great feat of engineering! Still, FYL. When I was little, I made a remote-control light switch. I taped two series of bendy straws to the wall running from the light switch to my bed, and ran a string through each one. It worked like a charm!

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lifeinhd 3

I have something like that right now to close my door from my bed. Except it uses screw eyes and fishing line.

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