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By Boar - 24/06/2012 20:51 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, while I was waiting at a red light, another car slammed into me. By the time I got out to assess the damage, the other car was empty and there was nobody in sight. Either Moby Dickwad was abducted by aliens mid-crash, or he was behind on his insurance payments. FML

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By Noname - 02/03/2009 18:52 - Canada

Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML

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By Garry the Gluten-Free Pizza - 13/09/2016 21:17 - United States

Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 03:05 - United States

Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML

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By Mark - 09/09/2011 04:51 - United States

Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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By legotron - 30/10/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML

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By hendrixisgod86 - 15/05/2015 18:48 - United States - Crestview

Today, some genius shot through a red light, hitting my car and nearly killing me. When I went to ask if he was okay, the first words out of his mouth were, "I hope you have insurance". FML

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And you may ask yourself, "Where is that large automobile?"

By gus98 - 17/08/2024 07:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went outside and walked to my car, only to see someone had hit and run my car while it was parked. My insurance company deemed my car a total loss. The person who did this never got caught. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2016 03:40 - United States - San Jose

Today, I was driving home when a guy crashed into me from behind. I got out of my car and told him that I was going to call the cops. He then asked me if we could move to a corner because we were blocking the way, so we then got back in to move. I looked in the mirror to see him driving off. FML

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nadnerbz 6

Monday 25 June 2012 1:43

I can't stop laughing at "Moby Dickwad"

Damn_Hippster 11

Monday 25 June 2012 1:45

I think it's pretty obvious that he was abducted by aliens.

Comments

IW_RIOT 7

Monday 25 June 2012 3:59

Atleast you got the plates unless those disappeared too

phrenetickane 4

Monday 25 June 2012 4:09

Why Moby Dickwad? You and Hemingway good friends or something?

DocBastard 38

Monday 25 June 2012 4:26

Herman Melville is very sad right now.

elletex 8

Monday 25 June 2012 8:18

For the love of god, PLEASE know what you're talking about before attempting a joke.

jhicks123 10

Monday 25 June 2012 4:14

Well he does live in new mexico

ktizzley2k 8

Monday 25 June 2012 4:17

Moby Dickwad? That made this FML soo worth reading.

Tempest559 12

Monday 25 June 2012 4:22

The other driver was probably drunk and ran because of that.

sirensinger 8

Monday 25 June 2012 4:24

You did get the license number, right?

band_geek 18

Monday 25 June 2012 4:29

You can always get the license plate number, as well as call the police to have them take a look. The police pretty much can track down the owner by the plate, after all. :P