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By Cpt Colin - 03/01/2012 07:17 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend hated the idea of sex so much she was willing to give me money for a stripper. FML
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kut19 6

Too cheap to spring for the prostitute?

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VertigoF8 2

Well, did you take the money? FMLs are always cliffhangers these days..

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Invalid_user_nam 0

Agree. It's like when my cousin Walter was about to crash while he was in a airplane.

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pfx2_fml 15

I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing

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maryam8869 7

bad .. how can she send him to other woman

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pfx2_fml 15

That awkward moment when fml post your comment twice..

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pfx2_fml 15

That awkward moment when fml post your comment twice..

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ToxicxKitten 9

Take the money and go before she changes her mind!

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I_Punch_Babies 7

wait...a woman that is WILLINGLY giving you money? send her my way!

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barleyguy 17

Well if she hates the idea of sex then shouldn't she be paying for a prostitute? And also I'd like to say that the belief that sex is unnatural is incorrect all living life forms one true definite purpose is to bear children

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asherm 15

Well god strike me dead.... Not struck dead still alive, so I'm gonna keep f****n for fun. Sorry to offend, but some of us get pleasure out of sex. If that wasn't allowed, we wouldn't have gotten the organs and nerves that make it so. Thank you lord for my multiple orgasms!!

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Enslaved 36

And a girlfriend that actually wants to have sex with you.

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ImSoEffedUp 10

A NEW girlfriend.... One that puts out.....

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foreveridiot17 18

Invest that money into pills to get you lil man up and actually please her.

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Isoldael 27

It sort of makes me wonder how much you insisted. Was it a "hell, I'll give you money for a stripper then but just back off!" or a "honey, I really don't feel like sex today, here's a tenner, go find yourself a sexy stripper"?

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