Get out of here

By Cpt Colin - 03/01/2012 07:17 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend hated the idea of sex so much she was willing to give me money for a stripper. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 868
You deserved it 5 977

Same thing different taste

Comments

CadillacPimpen 6

Come home broke with blue balls. Yeah she's got the answer to your pent up sexual frustration.

Agreed, if I want to be teased I'll go to the playground.

drawmesunshine 17

59, I'm not entirely certain how you meant that, but it sounds extremely pedo.

Leave your stupid girlfriend and date the stripper.

GoW_Chick 14

Because we all know dating a stripper always works out...

bitchslapped22 14
jobsman99 0

Wow that stinks that you get no pussy from you gal. Take the money check out the stripper. Then play with your gals **** for awhile, have her give you a ********, then ditch her for someone that lives to f##k. I have been there done that. Good luck.

You're one hell of a disgusting person. Why would one do that just because the girl didn't want to have sex that one time? And find someone who LIVES TO ****?! Then get a prostitute. I hope your penis falls off.

Well put, 57. I'm sure it will from all the std's and sti's thriving on his nasty penis. It's what you get for making love to a prostitute.

"My girlfriend gave me money for a stripper. FML" ? I'm sorry, do you also have too much money to complain about, or a ski trip you dont want to attend? Did you get too many video games for Christmas? Oh you poor thing! -.-

I was wondering the exact same thing hahaha