Get out of here

By Cpt Colin - 03/01/2012 07:17 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend hated the idea of sex so much she was willing to give me money for a stripper. FML
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kut19 6

Too cheap to spring for the prostitute?

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CadillacPimpen 6

Come home broke with blue balls. Yeah she's got the answer to your pent up sexual frustration.

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cheefer 0

Agreed, if I want to be teased I'll go to the playground.

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drawmesunshine 17

59, I'm not entirely certain how you meant that, but it sounds extremely pedo.

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imaa_hustler 0

Leave your stupid girlfriend and date the stripper.

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GoW_Chick 14

Because we all know dating a stripper always works out...

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bitchslapped22 14

Take advantge!

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jobsman99 0

Wow that stinks that you get no pussy from you gal. Take the money check out the stripper. Then play with your gals **** for awhile, have her give you a ********, then ditch her for someone that lives to f##k. I have been there done that. Good luck.

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Mifflicious 18

You're one hell of a disgusting person. Why would one do that just because the girl didn't want to have sex that one time? And find someone who LIVES TO ****?! Then get a prostitute. I hope your penis falls off.

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MissMae93 23

Well put, 57. I'm sure it will from all the std's and sti's thriving on his nasty penis. It's what you get for making love to a prostitute.

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Jibblets2367 7

"My girlfriend gave me money for a stripper. FML" ? I'm sorry, do you also have too much money to complain about, or a ski trip you dont want to attend? Did you get too many video games for Christmas? Oh you poor thing! -.-

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tenniscrazy2 6

I was wondering the exact same thing hahaha

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