Geyser

By awhmaaan - 27/02/2012 15:55 - United Kingdom

Today, after suffering with bad constipation and having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just pooped out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, and I'm still going. I've passed the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML
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Vulpes21 6

Did you finish before posting this. Or are you like a war correspondent on the front lines?

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musicluvr2000 11

Better out than in!

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mja2014 4

This is worded so perfectly hahahahahah

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Suba_fml 8

Well, if you're fat, at least you lost weight.

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SuperMeLiSsA97 6

I favorited this fml ;) Lmfao hahahaha

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lrgenesis 19

I find this difficult to ********** to.

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RainaMadeilline 0

Gross too detailed

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asst4stic247 1

I bet your're typing this while taking the shit.

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jackieonasis78 1

What kind of bread I have the same problem lol

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asst4stic247 1

I bet you were posting this while taking the shit.

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krazygurl111 3

LMAO!! Aha you just made my day

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