Geyser

By awhmaaan - 27/02/2012 15:55 - United Kingdom

Today, after suffering with bad constipation and having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just pooped out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, and I'm still going. I've passed the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML
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Vulpes21 6

Did you finish before posting this. Or are you like a war correspondent on the front lines?

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josiemorehouse 12

Damn, OP, that really sucks!! BTDT, it happens to everyone at some point. Try taking fiber supplements every other day, and eat some raw fruits/veggies, and drink plenty of water. Hydrate!!! Hopefully your ass will feel better soon!!

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DancerGirl123321 0

So you sit on the toilet posting to FML? I mean, even if everyone does it, nobody wants to KNOW...

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megapeyt 17

Hey it could be coming out of your mouth ^_^

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fmylifeforrealx3 0

Don't be an asshole.

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TheFamilyElf 17

What a pain in the ass.

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lizard399 0

I hate the *****.. But I can't help but love those jalapeño poppers! And coffee.. Not a good combo when it comes to the end result..

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