Give it back
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Good luck filtering her out of your life..
I see what you did there. Nice.
don't go to candy mountain man those damn horses
Don't worry I caught the Charlie the Unicorn reference
They're not horses. ):
They're clearly unicorns
They're clearly unicorns
They're clearly unicorns
They're clearly unicorns
The jokes on her because you are actually a closet alcoholic. The kidneys doomed to fail anyways.
Candy mountain! Candy mountain! Fil me with sweet sugary goodness! by the way, those are unicorns bud.
Well, OP, it was either this or an FML about one year ago "Today, my girlfriend died cause I didn't want to give her my kidney. FML"
Sucks for you FYL
oh my gosh, talk about someone "always having a piece of you" . /:
shut up Meg
Haha fyl
yo get that back !!! cut her open while she is sleepin if its your last resort !!!!!! damn YDI for actualy giving your kidney to someone who isnt in your family tho... never give more than your dick and some dollars to a girl.
And that, my friends, is why this guy will never get any. He might be "giving his dick" to girls, but with that kind of attitude, I'm sure nobody has accepted.
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Just take it back
You can remind her that there will always be a piece of you inside her.