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Goddamn mayo

By Jay703 - 03/08/2016 02:21 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, while taking out a jar of mayonnaise, it slipped from my hand, landing on its lid, exploding, and covering both of my dogs from head to tail in it. Terrified, they fled, leaving a trail of globs of mayo. After cleaning both dogs and the house, they both threw up from eating too much mayonnaise. FML
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2simz 25

What I'm wondering is how big your jar of mayo was

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aimbug 42

That's kind of like saying don't use doors when you accidentally jam your finger.

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RichieTheFail3 1

Then they threw up again after eating the stuff they threw up.

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silmisstar 23

Mayonnaise is the root of all evil... Always hated it.

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momac86 17

See I knew there was a reason I have detested mayonnaise since birth nothing good comes of it

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manuwish 9

..well they say mayonnaise is unhealthy.. what do you think now OP?

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average0123 5

I wish I had the "this could've happened to me" option. Life of a dog mom

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randybryant799 20

Goodness. That sounds like an incredibly huge jar of mayonnaise.

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