Going well, is it?

By Elizabeth - 29/07/2011 19:56 - United States

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Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that after he gets off work, he can find me in his room wearing something sexy. He responded with, "Please don't touch anything." FML
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dwhite312 0

he has manners. what's the problem here?

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SpicyDuck 22

you're gonna find panties under his pillow.

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genesisnirvana 11

She's telling her bf that he's getting lucky when he gets off and he replies by saying don't touch anything in my room which sounds suspicious.

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SASA4810 0

i fail to see how you spelled all those words right when you aint even smart enough to get that this is an FML

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

Tell him you won't be touching him anytime soon either.

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kroekdog 7

i hope you didn't touch anything...

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structuredchaoz 4

Yea. He's likely hiding something. Maybe you should rethink this

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Saltime 0

Or, as other comments suggest, he could be hiding something he doesn't want her to find... ...Like a signed Beatles record!

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Piinkdottx3 5

when when he says don't touch anything, that's when you snoop around to find what that bastard is hiding!

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firefail1031 0

no that's when you don't touch anything. maybe there is something important in there he doesn't want broken. Or maybe her engagement ring is sitting somewhere. Or maybe she's just nosey and goes through everything that's not hers.

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