Dogs and Transportation: Good boy

Good boy

By Anonymous - 17/02/2013 06:01 - United States - New Bloomfield

Today, I was riding my bike, when I saw a large dog sitting in front of a house. I started to really crank the pedals, figuring that by the time it saw me, I'd be long gone. My chain popped off, I lost control and crashed onto the side of the road. The dog hadn't moved. It was a statue. FML

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By Dweeb - 02/10/2019 18:00

Today, I ran into a parked car and fell into the gutter. All because a dog suddenly barked at me. From the other side of a wooden fence. FML

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By j - 04/06/2009 03:36 - Australia

Today, I rode my bike to the grocery store. I left my bike on the small bike rack they have outside the door. When I came out 5 minutes later I found someone had tied their enormous, growling German Shepard to the same rack. I had to wait for the owner to come out who then laughed at me. FML

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By SmellyLeg - 20/11/2017 15:00

Today, my bike slipped on ice and I slid spectacularly for several meters. While my helmet saved me from a cracked skull, nothing could protect me from landing leg-first in the dog poop somebody hadn't bothered to pick up. I had to go to school like that. FML

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By cycler - 13/06/2011 04:22 - United States

Today, I ran over a chipmunk. On my bike. Its mangled carcass got caught in the spokes and decided to join me on my ride. FML

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Road rage

By fUcKOAHdSAjl - 16/08/2013 18:41 - United States - Manchester

Today, my dog was riding my car's passenger seat. He clambered over onto my lap, causing me to lose control of the wheel for a few seconds. As I tried to knock him off me, I lost track of my speed, and ended up being pulled over for reckless driving. FML

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By me - 11/11/2010 18:11 - United States

Today, my friend and I were racing on our bicycles when my chain snapped. I went over the handlebars and slid, on my back, for about ten feet. FML

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By frame - 20/03/2009 15:08 - Canada

Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML

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You deserved it 10 287

BIKES

By ihpgolj - 18/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML

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Multitasking

By the_dog_sitter - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while I was walking my friend's dog around the neighborhood, I watched as a little girl fall off her bike. I let go of the dog and ran over to help. The girl was OK but the dog ran into the street and got hit by a truck. FML

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By animalover - 13/08/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I swerved to avoid hitting a dog that ran in front of my car. The dog was fine but I hit a road sign, ripped off my rearview mirror, and cracked my passenger side window. When I got out to examine the damage to my car, the dog growled at me. FML

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lilhellian 26

Sunday 17 February 2013 12:38

He saw a human and acted like a statue so he wouldn't be disturbed! Clever boy!:D

ScaughtieHolden 11

Sunday 17 February 2013 13:50

Because every dog that isn't a statue will attack people...

Comments

KatieEvelyn 6

Sunday 17 February 2013 13:55

It definitely could have been worse. What happened? A scraped knee? At least you still have your jugular vein.

jetsown08 21

Sunday 17 February 2013 15:40

And the vast majority of the rest of his body, too.

WhisperSoflty 20

Sunday 17 February 2013 17:34

Because all big dogs are horribly vicious and are just waiting to eat your throat, right? Please. Go educate yourself.

eaglerob 20

Sunday 17 February 2013 17:44

Take a happy pill. I love dogs, but it's called fml, not f everyone else's life.

buddy51 23

Sunday 17 February 2013 14:20

Get up, staunch the bleeding, and say "I meant to do that!".... You'll feel better about yourself if you do.

thefullmonty1 11

Sunday 17 February 2013 14:56

Sounds like you had a ruff day (sorry..)

jetsown08 21

Sunday 17 February 2013 15:41

Wait, you fell off your bike... in a spinning class? Am I the only one that's confused as to how that's possible?

bigbadtim 7

Sunday 17 February 2013 16:01

Don't blink.

Satoaoi 13

Sunday 17 February 2013 16:37

that's hilarious

asb818 14

Sunday 17 February 2013 18:30

23, it makes perfect sense...she saw a statue of a dog sitting in the corner of the spinning class, tried to speed up to get past it, and when the stationary bike didn't move, she hurled herself off the bike.