Awkward and Intimacy: Grooming

Grooming

By kdehshaden - 30/04/2012 08:25 - United States

Today, after a lot of begging, I finally convinced my husband to shave all of his pubes off. Now I can't even look at it without laughing, and he's mad at me for making him do it. FML

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By marisa - 05/01/2013 00:31 - Ireland - Carlow

Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML

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By JasonX0656 - 29/01/2017 06:00 - United States - Kalamazoo

Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML

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By LustyDragon - 05/06/2017 14:00

Today, my husband won't shave his beard, despite the fact it grows in wiry and looks like pubic hair. He is now accusing me of "not loving him for who he is." FML

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By Nasty - 30/08/2011 16:48 - United States

Today, after using the bar of soap in the shower to wash my face, I looked down and noticed it was covered in my husband's pubes. FML

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Giggley McGiggle

By not sexy! - 01/01/2023 12:00

Today, my husband decided to surprise me with some "sexy" manscaping. When he took his clothes off, I immediately got drier than the Sahara desert. He was going for "porn star" but instead looked like a prepubescent kid, which immediately turned me off. He then got mad at me for “ruining the mood.” FML

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Splitting hairs

By hairycarrie - 28/08/2020 04:49 - United States

Today, although the I’ve always kept my pubic hair neat and trimmed, my boyfriend once again complained that I don’t shave. When I told him that shaving is uncomfortable and risks ingrown hairs, he sulked and said, “But it’ll look so much better!” He needs to lay off the porn. FML

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Stop talking, stop talking now

By Username - 17/07/2011 15:21 - United States

Today, I had to endure a long story about how and why my brother shaves his pubes. FML

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Pubes of steel

By bushburn - 01/06/2020 02:00

Today, I had to finally give my boyfriend an ultimatum. Either he at least trims his giant mass of unruly pubes or no more sex. I feel I have no choice since his huge bush has left friction burns on my face and down below. He doesn’t see the problem. FML

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It's fine, I'll walk

By assholedad - 11/02/2015 21:00 - United States

Today, I asked my dad to please shave his awful beard, because I'm a laughing-stock at school for being picked up each day by a guy whose face looks like Bigfoot's ass. He agreed, and 10 minutes later was sporting a pedo-stache. It's going to be a long year. FML

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By sasquatch - 08/09/2012 04:03 - United States - Katonah

Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML

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Drigr 9

Monday 30 April 2012 15:17

Thats just ****** up. You push him to do something he obviously didn't want to do, then you laugh at him for it.

The_Hitdude 12

Monday 30 April 2012 15:18

I'd be pissed too. You convince him to do something and then laugh at him for it? Not okay.

Comments

strawberrypony 3

Tuesday 1 May 2012 7:05

Cute :3

kei1108 13

Tuesday 1 May 2012 7:34

How could this not be a YDI??

wickedwyatt234 3

Tuesday 1 May 2012 10:18

So you make him shave and you laugh? You reap what you sow you ****

KaziX_fml 4

Tuesday 1 May 2012 10:56

Why the **** would you laugh...?

MsMeiriona 2

Tuesday 1 May 2012 11:33

Trim, don't shave. Stubble HURTS. You're a woman, don't you know this?

aerogxt 7

Tuesday 1 May 2012 13:01

Next time I hope he shaves them and piles them on your face while you sleep. Ydi @$$

Kathts7 12

Tuesday 1 May 2012 14:26

That's a **** your husbands life..

bobathefett13 3

Tuesday 1 May 2012 14:56

No pubes on men is gross anyway. Trimmed is more than enough.

poohappens26 0

Tuesday 1 May 2012 18:17

My hub uses a electric shaver .. Just makes hair short vs wild jungle or bumps. As for it being a heart.. I would have pissed myself hahahahaha

hateevryone 14

Tuesday 1 May 2012 19:33

Poor baby

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