Awkward and Intimacy: Grooming

Grooming

By kdehshaden - 30/04/2012 08:25 - United States

Today, after a lot of begging, I finally convinced my husband to shave all of his pubes off. Now I can't even look at it without laughing, and he's mad at me for making him do it. FML

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By marisa - 05/01/2013 00:31 - Ireland - Carlow

Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML

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By JasonX0656 - 29/01/2017 06:00 - United States - Kalamazoo

Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML

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By LustyDragon - 05/06/2017 14:00

Today, my husband won't shave his beard, despite the fact it grows in wiry and looks like pubic hair. He is now accusing me of "not loving him for who he is." FML

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By Nasty - 30/08/2011 16:48 - United States

Today, after using the bar of soap in the shower to wash my face, I looked down and noticed it was covered in my husband's pubes. FML

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By not sexy! - 01/01/2023 12:00

Today, my husband decided to surprise me with some "sexy" manscaping. When he took his clothes off, I immediately got drier than the Sahara desert. He was going for "porn star" but instead looked like a prepubescent kid, which immediately turned me off. He then got mad at me for “ruining the mood.” FML

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By hairycarrie - 28/08/2020 04:49 - United States

Today, although the I’ve always kept my pubic hair neat and trimmed, my boyfriend once again complained that I don’t shave. When I told him that shaving is uncomfortable and risks ingrown hairs, he sulked and said, “But it’ll look so much better!” He needs to lay off the porn. FML

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Stop talking, stop talking now

By Username - 17/07/2011 15:21 - United States

Today, I had to endure a long story about how and why my brother shaves his pubes. FML

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By bushburn - 01/06/2020 02:00

Today, I had to finally give my boyfriend an ultimatum. Either he at least trims his giant mass of unruly pubes or no more sex. I feel I have no choice since his huge bush has left friction burns on my face and down below. He doesn’t see the problem. FML

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It's fine, I'll walk

By assholedad - 11/02/2015 21:00 - United States

Today, I asked my dad to please shave his awful beard, because I'm a laughing-stock at school for being picked up each day by a guy whose face looks like Bigfoot's ass. He agreed, and 10 minutes later was sporting a pedo-stache. It's going to be a long year. FML

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By sasquatch - 08/09/2012 04:03 - United States - Katonah

Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML

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Drigr 9

Monday 30 April 2012 15:17

Thats just ****** up. You push him to do something he obviously didn't want to do, then you laugh at him for it.

The_Hitdude 12

Monday 30 April 2012 15:18

I'd be pissed too. You convince him to do something and then laugh at him for it? Not okay.

Comments

vintage3113 6

Monday 30 April 2012 21:32

This is infuriating. Women...

Calyx_fml 21

Monday 30 April 2012 21:49

OP, U O ur HB a BJ.

muFilter 19

Monday 30 April 2012 22:04

Why, Calyx? Why? Why would you do that?!

muFilter 19

Monday 30 April 2012 22:08

Alright, I'm over it. I get it. It's kinda funny. Misjudgment on my part. Small seizure. Forgive me. This site has ruined me.

kshafer08 7

Monday 30 April 2012 22:19

I'd shave her head in her sleep. Then see who gets the last laugh

Rachiebabyx 1

Monday 30 April 2012 22:28

I don't blame him.. You begged him to do something so you could laugh at him, basically. Or atleast that's what it seems like.

rubyliu8420 7

Monday 30 April 2012 22:30

You're a dumb ass bitch!

deviltothemetal 3

Monday 30 April 2012 22:34

I agree that OP deserved it, but some people on this site are really disgusting minded. She deserves to get penetrated in her anal because she asked him to shave his pubes, or the only logical way to make it up to him is to give him oral, really? There are other ways to go about apologizing to him. I think a great idea would have been for her to either shave all her pubic hair off too, or if she already does; make her grow it out. She should do something that she isn't comfortable with as well. She isn't going to learn her lesson by sucking his dick or getting ****** in the ass, if anything, she would benefit from it as much as he is. Think with your brains people, not your genitals.