Grooming

By kdehshaden - 30/04/2012 08:25 - United States

Spicy
Today, after a lot of begging, I finally convinced my husband to shave all of his pubes off. Now I can't even look at it without laughing, and he's mad at me for making him do it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 8 649
You deserved it 56 845

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Thats just ****** up. You push him to do something he obviously didn't want to do, then you laugh at him for it.

I'd be pissed too. You convince him to do something and then laugh at him for it? Not okay.

Comments

Posey_fml 7

FYL?! That'srude as hell, why do that?

You seem very immature OP. Also, your husband should be the one posting the FML.

Marcella1016 31

You mean you literally can't keep yourself from laughing? What a douche...

B¡T©h............lets see you moderate this comment FML.com

Steve95401 49

He should have just shaved a heart into his pubic hair.

jacquesromualdez 12

You made him shave everything so every time you see him naked, you could see the heart-shaped scab which you also made him do in the first place.

challan 19

But then it would have been scabby! ;)

Why would you even want that? I have never understood the benefit of making an adult look like a child. A good trim I can understand, but the full pre-pubescent look? Slightly disturbing in my mind at least. As #1 said - I hope you found a way to show your appreciation of his sacrifice.....

I hope you say the same about females 23.

perdix 29

#23, a man's **** and balls with no hair looks nothing like a little boy's. If you think so, you have my pity.

#49 - I haven't looked at little boy's cocks for some time now I'll admit. What's your excuse? #48 - Doubly so. Because they really do look like little girls then. That I have seen.

I know, right? And I hate it when chicks shave their underarms and legs too. It's like, why would you want to look like a child? And you show up for a job interview and they expect you to shave your beard! Why would you want to send the message that your company is run by children? ^sarcasm, if it wasn't obvious. Get a grip, 23; if the only change your dick's seen since you were 10 is more hair, I feel bad for you :(

Underarms are hardly sexual in the way that genitals are, unless I'm doing something wrong here, so I'm not sure the comparison is entirely accurate. A surprising number of women also find stubble to be attractive on male pin-ups (and men in general I guess) so hair and sexual maturity are clearly linked by more people than just me. A lot of it is cultural, I appreciate that, but we are gradually reaching the point where everyone is expected to have the hair-pattern of a child (top of the head only). I find that a little freaky, especially in a sexual context. I have not objection in principle to having a kid running a company while I do object to screwing them. I'm sure that's not just me.

CursedSilent 1

As a woman who regularly enjoys oral to my husband, I can honestly say I prefer shaved. Trimming does not stop shedding and nothing less sexy than coughing up pubes. So preference upon your intentions.

I shave because it makes me look like a big monster down there

They're not directly sexual but they're clearly part of the overall attraction. If you can see why a guy would be attracted to a woman with clean-shaven legs, you should be able to make the link to genitals. Some people just like it to be smoother down there or just don't want pubes in their mouths or whatever, but as long as they don't say, "hey, I want you to shave your junk so I can forget you're not 10" then I don't see any problem. I just don't think you need to instantly associate "less hair" with "pre-pubescent". Just like with shaving a beard, there's a multitude of reasons to shave any part of your body. I mean, I think most guys like a girl shaved down there, but I doubt we've become a nation of pedophiles. :P

sacredeye73 11

Does that mean you don't like shaved legs and underarms? Cuz that's pre pubescent, too.

Petunia888 13

I like beards. And that is my only attempt at a contribution to this thread.

Marcella1016 31

Regarding legs and underarms, that's obviously cultural. While I find it annoying to do, I still shave them when I know I'm wearing something that will show those parts. Regarding shaving the genital areas, that's a whole nother ballpark. You can say it's a "cultural" preference or whatever, but in all honesty it's more hygienic. You're a guy, so I'll take a stab and assume you've never experienced menstruation before, but it's much easier to deal with with less hair. The same with other bodily fluids. It's much cleaner.

Marcella1016 31

And lastly, as someone mentioned above about oral sex, I imagine it's better for both genders not getting their face scratched and picking pubes out of their teeth. Thick mustaches and beards can be scratchy and gross as well - beards harbor a lot of bacteria. The level of shaving you prefer is a personal choice - I've dated people who flat out told me they liked it trimmed, but not the "prepubescent look" and I obliged them. But you, sir, need to get off your high horse and stop judging everyone who doesn't feel the same way as you. Some people like it bare, and some don't. And if your naked penis looks like a little boy's you probably have bigger (er...smaller??) problems to deal with anyway.

Hey - no high horses intended. I simply said that bare nethers seem like an odd thing to desire. Plenty of people desire plenty of odd things without needing my authority. Preaching was not my intention.

MsMeiriona 2

Soft and sweet and shaped like a triangle Some girls want no shape and they shave it all That's so whack, it hurts with the stubble Walking 'round and look like an eight-year-old I say grow that shit like a jungle Give 'em something strong to hold onto Let it fly in the open wind If it get too bushy, you can trim

MeLuvBewbs 7

Haha my mom just shaved my step dads head. Now she thinks he might look like the k.k.k.....

He must have a very pointed head, I guess.

NoraT_fml 6

Move on guys... just a stupid 10 yr old child trying to act cool. The name and comment scream it...

challan 19

61- I'm picturing the Coneheads. We are from France!

xStaciexLynnx 15

The KKK wore hoods. Your mother should not have procreated.

Skinhead... not KKK, you didn't exactly see their heads now did you? Get your bigot knowledge in order :o

He's right. The KKK still exist sadly. Their headquarters is in Harrison, Arkansas. Not all people from the area are that way though, just the select hateful crazies. The few give the majority a bad name, right?

Some chicks dig that, help him find one, you can have him back when they grow back, unless of course, he decides to stay with the new girl, and continue to shave.