Grooming

By kdehshaden - 30/04/2012 08:25 - United States

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Today, after a lot of begging, I finally convinced my husband to shave all of his pubes off. Now I can't even look at it without laughing, and he's mad at me for making him do it. FML
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Drigr 9

Thats just ****** up. You push him to do something he obviously didn't want to do, then you laugh at him for it.

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The_Hitdude 12

I'd be pissed too. You convince him to do something and then laugh at him for it? Not okay.

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JennaMarie420 2

It'll grow back..

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iveanne 0

Why??!! You're a stupid bitch!!

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extexan77 0

I've so done that!!...the laughing hysterically, followed by my husband complaining about the immense itching while his forest grows back.

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firefly319 7

Wow. Your husband sure is lucky for finding you. I hope he convinces you to do something and then gets the satisfaction of laughing in your face.

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xxtb0 0

wanna tell me why this is a fml? wtf.

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snafu63 0

you need to make up for this. He should be allowed to get anal. No matter how clean he wants the house, you gotta do it.

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_MidnightLuna_ 17

My boyfriend shaved his once and I freaked out at him... I like my MEN with hair thanks... I don't want to be looking at a woman while I'm down there..

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RedPillSucks 31

My apologies, _MidnightLuna_, but even shaved, you shouldn't be able to confuse a man with a woman when looking at genitalia. I've never seen a woman with such a large clit, nor a guy with such a small penis. Although I don't know what they do for transgender people... Women who give BJ tend to like their guys shaved so they don't gag on hair.

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sacredeye73 11

If your men look like women when they shave their pubes... My best guess is cuz they ARE women. ****** = innie, Penis = outie. Hair or no hair, the two look entirely different.

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jazzmancarron 11

thats ****** up, he didnt wanna do that, but did it anyways to get you to shut up, and then you laugh at him? your a bitch.

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