Awkward and Intimacy: Grooming

Grooming

By kdehshaden - 30/04/2012 08:25 - United States

Today, after a lot of begging, I finally convinced my husband to shave all of his pubes off. Now I can't even look at it without laughing, and he's mad at me for making him do it. FML

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By marisa - 05/01/2013 00:31 - Ireland - Carlow

Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML

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By JasonX0656 - 29/01/2017 06:00 - United States - Kalamazoo

Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML

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By LustyDragon - 05/06/2017 14:00

Today, my husband won't shave his beard, despite the fact it grows in wiry and looks like pubic hair. He is now accusing me of "not loving him for who he is." FML

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By Nasty - 30/08/2011 16:48 - United States

Today, after using the bar of soap in the shower to wash my face, I looked down and noticed it was covered in my husband's pubes. FML

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Giggley McGiggle

By not sexy! - 01/01/2023 12:00

Today, my husband decided to surprise me with some "sexy" manscaping. When he took his clothes off, I immediately got drier than the Sahara desert. He was going for "porn star" but instead looked like a prepubescent kid, which immediately turned me off. He then got mad at me for “ruining the mood.” FML

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Splitting hairs

By hairycarrie - 28/08/2020 04:49 - United States

Today, although the I’ve always kept my pubic hair neat and trimmed, my boyfriend once again complained that I don’t shave. When I told him that shaving is uncomfortable and risks ingrown hairs, he sulked and said, “But it’ll look so much better!” He needs to lay off the porn. FML

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Stop talking, stop talking now

By Username - 17/07/2011 15:21 - United States

Today, I had to endure a long story about how and why my brother shaves his pubes. FML

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You deserved it 4 861

Pubes of steel

By bushburn - 01/06/2020 02:00

Today, I had to finally give my boyfriend an ultimatum. Either he at least trims his giant mass of unruly pubes or no more sex. I feel I have no choice since his huge bush has left friction burns on my face and down below. He doesn’t see the problem. FML

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It's fine, I'll walk

By assholedad - 11/02/2015 21:00 - United States

Today, I asked my dad to please shave his awful beard, because I'm a laughing-stock at school for being picked up each day by a guy whose face looks like Bigfoot's ass. He agreed, and 10 minutes later was sporting a pedo-stache. It's going to be a long year. FML

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You deserved it 11 037

By sasquatch - 08/09/2012 04:03 - United States - Katonah

Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML

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Drigr 9

Monday 30 April 2012 15:17

Thats just ****** up. You push him to do something he obviously didn't want to do, then you laugh at him for it.

The_Hitdude 12

Monday 30 April 2012 15:18

I'd be pissed too. You convince him to do something and then laugh at him for it? Not okay.

Comments

888pickles888 4

Monday 30 April 2012 15:46

Be careful what you wish for...

GODert 8

Monday 30 April 2012 15:47

This is comment shows the true dark side of Noor

wlddog 14

Monday 30 April 2012 15:48

Awesome post. Just awesome. What's the deal with your picture? You getting away from the crazy nun idea and runnin with zombie nun now?

rubberduckie94 13

Monday 30 April 2012 15:49

You better watch out. He already through out the mangy rug, next he will pack his two bags put on his helmet and leave.

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 30 April 2012 15:56

Am I the only one thinking that his "two bags" are his balls, and "helmet" is some sort of condom? erm..., Just me? *slinks back into wanker land*

perdix 29

Monday 30 April 2012 15:53

How hairy was he that you couldn't tell how ridiculous the shaved junk would look like?

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 30 April 2012 15:54

You'll starve unless you get off FML. BTW Noor, that pic is a very disturbing contrast.

SkoomaKi 27

Monday 30 April 2012 15:56

Zombie Noor, I'm going to have to shoot you to stop the spread of infection. I'm sorry. *takes aim*

challan 19

Monday 30 April 2012 15:56

Noor, you remind me of Betty White. You never expect a sweet old lady to say anal but then she spits it out. ;)

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 30 April 2012 15:58

I hope you can give a ******** while laughing, because you owe him one. I think the giggling sensation on his balder-dick will give him a thrill. Of course, if you can give him a bj with your eyes closed...