Weird and Annoying: Gullible

Gullible

By marriedtoaretard - 19/02/2012 22:45 - United States

Today, I came home from out of state. I found out someone online had told my husband that the "fumes" from hot showers can be lethal. As a precaution, he removed the draft-blocking bathroom door to make sure it's "properly ventilated." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2024 00:00 - United States - Goose Creek

Today, my husband left our bedroom to go turn the thermostat down in the hall. I let out the smelliest fart, so bad that I had to blame it on our baby. He laughed and said, "I leave for one second and come back and it smells like a sewer in here." FML

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By anonymous - 05/05/2015 05:41 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was talking to a cute guy at my house party and had to fart. Luckily, it was silent. Unluckily, he smelled it, thought my house had a gas leak, and ran to the basement to check the pipes and ensure our safety. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I learned it's not safe to take a bath if my aunt is staying over, because apparently she was never taught the "Knock before you enter" rule if the bathroom door is closed. FML

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By ohray - 11/12/2014 16:09 - Turkey - Kibris

Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2024 21:00 - Canada - Terrace

Today, while sitting on the couch with my husband, I farted quietly. Not a big deal, except it's hot out and our fan was blowing in his face, and it stunk. FML

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By Burny - 12/10/2017 16:00

Today, my partner took a shower while in the middle of cooking something. My eyes are still burning from the smoke. FML

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By shakyhands - 22/03/2011 02:48 - United States

Today, my dad was stupid enough to think that the kitchen sink is a good place to clean a gas tank. Now, the whole house smells of gas fumes and I'm about to pass out. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2022 16:00

Today, the smoke alarm went off while I was in the shower. Fearing a house fire, I jumped out and ran out, wearing just a tiny towel that barely covered my modesty, only to realize that water was coming through the ceiling and on to the smoke alarm, via a leak in the shower tray. FML

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You deserved it 151

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2021 06:01

Today, after taking a shower, I realised that my landlord was peeking in the whole time through broken ventilator. Once he tried to get into my room, using his keys. I couldn't tell the landlord's wife, as I didn't have any proof so I left the house, even though my rent was long due. FML

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By GasFromThePast - 24/11/2018 16:40 - United States - Cambridge

Today, I smelled gas when entering my apartment. I checked everything and then left to seek help. I was told to call 911, which resulted in two firetrucks and 10+ firefighters, one of which was my high school sweetheart, entering my messy apartment and finding nothing wrong. FML

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IdfkMyUsernamexC 5

Monday 20 February 2012 3:35

No privacy is the best policy.

21jason 9

Monday 20 February 2012 3:39

Hmmm my brother is in the shower.. Im gunna go block off any ventilation you know just to test this

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ohboyfml22 0

Monday 20 February 2012 3:40

Please no one comment this as "he's a keeper" ... Someone is bound to say it I know ...

ohboyfml22 0

Monday 20 February 2012 3:41

Damnit ... I was a minute late :(

TalkingTowelTim 0

Monday 20 February 2012 3:50

You have 9 saying he is a keeper and 14 saying he's not a keeper. I don't think anyone's listening to you. :•(

ohboyfml22 0

Monday 20 February 2012 3:56

That phrase is so stupid and anyone who says it should get shot in the knee ...

Phyre24 17

Monday 20 February 2012 4:12

And the warning came too late as the FML was flooded by stupid comments... Sigh, so sad...

silentbutfunny 0

Monday 20 February 2012 5:44

29 with an arrow..

T1A2Z3 34

Saturday 30 December 2017 0:50

He's a keeper. Don't tell me what to do.

alexup24 13

Monday 20 February 2012 3:41

he's NOT a keeper

Furrywhiplash 14

Monday 20 February 2012 4:01

You took the sarcasm away from a very commonly used phrase, congrats on somehow managing to make it even more dull...

CDeCam 9

Monday 20 February 2012 3:41

Well that shower will be probably be steamier for that guy than you now.

FlamingTacos 7

Monday 20 February 2012 3:42

He is going to love your shower time now

MandyMeow_fml 18

Monday 20 February 2012 3:48

Was it his first day on the Internet?..

JD18 0

Monday 20 February 2012 3:49

How is this a FML?

JD18 0

Monday 20 February 2012 3:50

Why is this a FML?

4everblackjack 10

Monday 20 February 2012 3:51

What happened to "common sense"? :l

Furrywhiplash 14

Monday 20 February 2012 4:04

My guess is that stupid people keep on reproducing and raising kids, even though we keep telling them that it really isn't a good idea.

21jason 9

Monday 20 February 2012 4:10

What's that???

perdix 29

Monday 20 February 2012 3:53

He probably farts a lot in the shower . . . a lot!

Phyre24 17

Monday 20 February 2012 3:56

Damn... my Mentor's gonna be pissed with me. To think I had to cut off my left ring finger for this...

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Today, after being in love with one of my best friends for ages, he took me on a date. We then went back to his place and we made love. Afterwards, he told me he wanted to show me something and led me outside. He ran back in and locked the door. It's a two hour walk home. FML

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Today, I came home from class to find a nasty note on my roommate's toaster oven. Apparently, cleaning it once a week isn't enough, and she wants it cleaned right after using it, which she never told me all school year. I'm banned from using it. FML

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Today, my spouse gave me the gift of hugging me. I'm so touch-starved, I cried. I can see our relationship crumbling but I'm the only one who seems to want to fix it. Our kid saw me and I can't even explain how sad it made me. FML

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You deserved it 153

Today, at a family gathering, I was talking to my uncle about my "awful neighbor who smokes pot all day while listening to shitty bro country, and tries to cover the smell with cheap incense." After a moment of awkward silence, I remembered my cousin, his son, is my neighbor. He was more offended by the fact that I'd insulted his taste in music. FML

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Today, a guy left flowers on my doorstep. I got home to find my dad claiming he bought them for my mum. I told my parents they were mine, they laughed in my face. FML

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Today, my ex girlfriend that I still love sent me a text, quote "I still love you, but i'm not IN love with you" Um, what? FML

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Today, I drove six hours with a friend to see one of her favorite bands in concert. We were turned away at the door because the online site didn't say we had to be 21 to enter. I drove six hours back with nothing to show for it but an empty gas tank and useless tickets. FML

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Today, I was on my first blind date. We went to a fancy restaurant in the middle in the city. After using the bathroom, I came back to an empty table. He stole my purse and left. FML

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Gullible

Same thing different taste

Family portrait

Time to get a lock

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This old house

Time to move

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