Transportation: Hammertime

Hammertime

By ticketed - 02/07/2017 00:00

Today, like every other day, I didn't stop at the stop sign right before my house because it's pointless and there's never any cops patrolling my neighborhood. Boy, was I wrong this time. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2013 16:21 - United States - Mount Carmel

Today, I accidentally ran a stop sign. It wouldn't have been so bad if the stop sign hadn't been in a traffic cop's hands. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2015 21:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was driving down a completely empty street when a cop pulled me over for no reason at all. When he approached my window, I began to get defensive until he informed me I was driving the wrong way down a one way street. FML

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By Lackadaisical - 15/01/2010 00:01 - United States

Today, I thought I'd be safe by looking before crossing a one way street unlike I normally do. Too bad I looked the wrong way and didn't see the car that hit me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 238

You deserved it 35 649

By Anonymous - 02/01/2016 07:04 - United States - Burbank

Today, I was driving a little over the speed limit, when I saw a cop car waiting to join the road ahead of me. I quickly hit the brakes so they wouldn't have a payday with me. I hit the brakes too hard, lost control and almost ended up on someone's lawn. FML

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You deserved it 25 234

By copper - 30/01/2011 02:20 - United States

Today, a cop pulled me over because there was a sign hidden behind a tree that said "No left turn". As I was getting my ticket, I watched as three cars turned left. The cop saw them, laughed, and said, "I guess you're the unlucky one." FML

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By imnotcool - 16/04/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML

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You deserved it 68 111

One stop cop shop

By Triumvirate - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I learned that making an illegal U-turn right after you see a cop doing one will not stop said cop from ticketing you. FML

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You deserved it 42 684

By PulledOver - 01/06/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML

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You deserved it 54 818

By kas - 30/04/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, I was on my way home when I saw a cop hiding behind a Budget truck. I immediately slowed down and prayed that he wouldn't give me a ticket. Then I realized I was walking. FML

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You deserved it 95 493

By ugh - 21/04/2012 05:12 - United States - Athens

Today, while driving home after the legal curfew, I narrowly avoided a police roadblock and backtracked a mile to drive home another way. I then ran out of gas a mile away from my house. FML

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You deserved it 30 908

Chibi_fml 9

Sunday 2 July 2017 0:27

You're an idiot. You're lucky it was the cops who stopped you, and not another car. That's how fatal accidents happen OP.

SpaceToast 25

Sunday 2 July 2017 0:26

"Today, I broke the law..." YDI

Comments

Rachel Todd 9

Sunday 2 July 2017 20:57

I have been almost hit so many times from soccer moms in their suburbans plowing through stop signs going twice the speed limit. luckily I'm cautious at stops, and I'll blare my horn, but they never learn. I hope you're not one of those, and learn from your mistake. And if you don't, I hope the cop sits there everyday and writes you a ticket everyday.

rekijan 6

Sunday 2 July 2017 21:49

If you think its pointless fight to get it removed, ignoring it is breaking the law and you were rightfully charged with breaking it.

idevilhorns665 4

Monday 3 July 2017 1:41

too bad people like you can drive

DanielleinDC 33

Monday 3 July 2017 5:24

**** you. The stop sign is there for a reason. I have zero sympathy for people who don't obey traffic laws.

Robbery08_fml 6

Monday 3 July 2017 5:29

What ******* ARROGANCE!! There's this sign that indicates a driving law that literally EVERYONE is required to follow, but I've decided that I'm never going to, and I've been getting away with it until this time! Woe is me!!

Madrias 36

Monday 3 July 2017 18:08

Drunk drivers, people who text when driving, and stop-sign runners should all be buried alive under the county jail. Maybe then people would learn to drive.

Demetrix 3

Monday 3 July 2017 18:31

I broke the law, take pity on me waah! YDI

gobiteme2 34

Monday 3 July 2017 21:10

A person with your thought process should be used as a donor..Living hopefully so you can experience a loss that you might inflict on someone else.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Tuesday 4 July 2017 18:09

As soon as I read you didn't stop at the stop sign like every day, I clicked YDI. People like you are why so many people get killed or seriously injured in car accidents. I hope the cop was there because someone saw you doing this constantly and called them on your dangerous ass. Just... ugh, you are such an idiot.