Painful, Teachers, Injury and Work: Handy

Handy

By screwed - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was teaching a woodshop class. We were using power tools, including drills, and pieces of pine wood. While helping a kid to hold a piece to practice drilling, he went too far forward with the drill. It went through my hand. FML

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Today, I was babysitting a new child. I guess she heard me tell her parents about my severe peanut allergy because she got a jar out of the pantry, spread it all over the stairs leading to where her fort was, and walked around with a baseball bat covered in it so I couldn't come near her. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, we were having a little bonfire. At some point, while I was inside, my stupid roommate filled a beer can with lighter fluid and threw it in the fire, resulting in it spewing 5-foot flames, catching the pile of wood and the chair next to it on fire. FML

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By ohno - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, due to "severe cuts to the budget" at work, I had to stir my coffee with a paperclip. FML

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nokillnobeepbeep 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 13:20

I guess wood and penetration aren't always a good thing.

passwordis_fml 2

Wednesday 7 October 2009 13:17

u know, there are safety rules to avoid such things, haven't u learnt from ned's declassified school survival guide lol

Comments

Fenrir_fml 1

Wednesday 7 October 2009 15:18

Then this must have been a bitch to type then.

plexico 3

Wednesday 7 October 2009 15:18

Good thing you don't teach Sex Ed! If you think those teenage boys like to drill pine wood, wait 'til you see what they would do to an unsuspecting hole!

stanzskin 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 16:02

Damn Plexico, you're funny as hell. Are you a stand-up philosopher?

Captain_Jello 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 15:19

you do NOT need to be a teacher if you can't practice safety.

alZii 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 15:21

Haha, modern day version of being resurrected... hope you're okk!

masturbasian 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 15:37

Ouch, that's got to hurt, but don't you think that if you held the piece of wood a different way? I mean if you held it that way, something was bound to happen. You should've been more careful. Tsk tsk.

shangrilaa 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 15:43

YDI for not using a clamp. How are you even typing this??

Ranoona 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 15:56

yeah how can you type dis?

fringle 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 16:03

I really don't understand why there are woodshop classes.

wyld3fyr3 3

Wednesday 7 October 2009 16:07

so that people can learn a useful skill at school for a change

Neopopulas 9

Wednesday 7 October 2009 16:09

Serves you right for not being more careful, and observes worksafe practices. What were you doing holding the wood in such a way the kid could 'drill too far' and get your hand? Thats not a FML (unless you are FMLing because you're retarded then i agree)