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By SURPRISE - 10/06/2009 00:13 - Canada

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2016 21:47 - United States - Eugene

Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML

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What the…?

By willywonks - 21/03/2009 05:33 - United States

Today, I went over to surprise my girlfriend of two years with flowers and dinner at her apartment. After I knocked, a handsome young man answered the door. Thinking I had the wrong apartment, I apologized, only to hear my girlfriend's voice call from the background, "Baby, who's there?" FML

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Surprise!

By Muscle - 06/03/2009 21:07 - Canada

Today, I flew home early from a two-month trip to Europe to surprise my boyfriend on his birthday. When I got to his house with a home baked cake from scratch and a quilt with silk-screened pictures from my trip, his roommate answered the door and said, "Oh sorry, he's out with his girlfriend." FML

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By A. nonymous - 14/12/2010 13:32

Today, my girlfriend made a delicious birthday breakfast, and she said there would be a surprise at the end. Today is not my birthday, it's her ex's. FML

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By nnnaaazzz - 24/10/2009 12:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2013 08:47 - United Kingdom - Bury

Today, I was reassuring my girlfriend that I wasn't cheating on her because I was sneaking around. I'm actually just planning a surprise birthday party for her. During the reassuring, I accidentally called her another girl's name. FML

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Sweep it under the rug

By Anonymous - 12/08/2024 00:00 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend told me she was coming over for a surprise visit. I quickly tidied up, but not before shoving all my dirty laundry under the bed. When she arrived, she brought her dog in. Her dog immediately sniffed out the laundry and dragged my most embarrassing underwear into the living room while her parents watched. FML

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By ConfusedGirl - 15/12/2015 13:03 - United States - Pittsford

Today, I came home early to surprise my boyfriend. I walked into our bedroom to find him in dressed completely in my clothes, and in makeup. It took me a moment to realize it was him and not a female intruder. FML

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By Jex - 06/10/2012 10:04 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I wanted to surprise my long distance girlfriend by flying to her unannounced. When I arrived at her house, her family tells me that she herself boarded an unannounced flight to where I lived hours ago. Surprise. FML

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By happybidet - 31/10/2016 13:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML

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Damarys 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 9:50

I'm guessing you were too

eagle20 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 9:56

damn man sorry to hear that. but you shoulda thrown the cake in her face and said happy brithday bitch

Comments

gingermonster16 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 10:16

#25 I'm a straight girl. I don't have a taste in women. And I'm sorry I offended you for trying to cheer the guy up. OMGZZZZ MY TASTE I WOMENZ IZ TURRABLEEEE

Vermelle 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 8:08

You totally overreacted. Had you actually taken the time to look, you would have realized she was talking to 16, not you. She wrote the number down wrong. Dumbass.

Brutalus420 5

Saturday 8 September 2012 9:46

Aha now you look like a ******* idiot

admad_fml 1

Wednesday 10 June 2009 10:21

#16 so true, learn from it guys.

JarJarBinks_fml 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 10:26

This is most likely fake. Why would the guy be standing next to her, in his boxers albeit, while she answers the door? Sounds a bit much like a movie scene

FMLROCKSMASOCKS 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 10:27

i agree. throw the cake in her face :) if this is true.

GotMurph 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 10:30

Wow, FYL big time.

judgeymcjudge 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 10:32

I'm just wondering whether or not she was with him due to her resentment over you ditching her on her birthday... She's a bitch either way, but to be fair, that was a really dumb masterplan, genius. What if she'd made other plans (you know, due to feeling miserable that her boyfriend was gonna ditch her on her birthday)? A nice thought tainted by idiocy. Better luck next time.

privera92 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 10:34

Go back to her, **** her hard n then dump her ass in public. YDI cus u were obviously the nice guy that buys flowers n cake on her bday, while the bad boy brings his bulge into her "downtown" party. If u know what I mean. I've been the before, and girls **** me instead. Perhaps I've made bad choices, and so did u, but rejection is the worst feeling of all. The more the girl feels rejected, the more she will go after you to make you like her. She WILL want u to like her. It's bullshit when girls say they would dump our ass for treating them bad, I'm not saying kick the bitch in the face and force her into house slavery, I'm just saying that there's already one girl in the relationship. Girls want that security in a guy, assuming that the relationship is between one man and a woman of course.

PhilipTheDeacan 0

Friday 22 April 2011 6:12

You sir are an idiot. maybe that's how it works with emotionally unstable teenagers, but I can guarantee you that no woman is going to want to be with a douche..er I mean man like you.

kellster 2

Wednesday 10 June 2009 10:34

Well, you were a douche for doing that in the first place (telling her you were going to miss her bday), but that doesn't give her the right to cheat! Way out of line. What a bitch, I'm so sorry!